Go Away Paris!

[FableFreak]

Go Away Paris!

I found this nifty little petition. It is to get Paris Hilton out of the US, or at best ridicule her. Honestly I don't like her (there are many cuss words I could use, but I feel kind today) and I wouldn't mind seeing her in prison longer.

Sign the Petiton:

Go Away Paris!

:w00t::w00t::w00t:

 

[Walker]

Re: Go Away Paris!

[Sarcasm warning.] Aw, c'mon, how could you say such a thing? All you nasty little people persecuting her because she's famous. Such horrible, horrible people. Other people don't get sent to jail for driving on suspended licenses after getting caught doing whatever it was she was doing! Why should she?

Yeah, I don't like her much either... but why would we be so cruel as to force her upon another country? Or even a commonwealth-in-association or territory of the US? Hell, I wouldn't even foist her on the island we use for missile testing whose name I currently forget.

 

[FableFreak]

Re: Go Away Paris!

I believe the island is one of the smaller ones off the coast of Hawaii, and there are a few in Southern California... Maybe if we shot her into space, let the Martians deal with her...

 

[Walker]

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Yeah, I know it's in the Pacific, just not anything else.

[More sarcasm, mostly] Actually, that's an interesting idea. Send all the annoying, useless, famous-for-being-famous people and actresses, actors, and singers whom there is a general consensus that they are crap on a manned mission to Mars. Or better yet, Pluto. Personally, I think it would be a great way to convince people who don't want to blow money on space exploration that doing so is a good idea. "Do it and we get rid of [INSERT ANNOYING CELEBRITY OF CHOICE HERE]!"

 

[FableFreak]

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Yeah, I know it's in the Pacific, just not anything else.

[More sarcasm, mostly] Actually, that's an interesting idea. Send all the annoying, useless, famous-for-being-famous people and actresses, actors, and singers whom there is a general consensus that they are crap on a manned mission to Mars. Or better yet, Pluto. Personally, I think it would be a great way to convince people who don't want to blow money on space exploration that doing so is a good idea. "Do it and we get rid of [INSERT ANNOYING CELEBRITY OF CHOICE HERE]!"

Well, seeing as they are all very rich they could pay for it. No money out of NASA's pocket! But thats not a bad idea... Look out Tom Cruise, NASA's comin'!

 

[Darg]

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Well, seeing as they are all very rich they could pay for it. No money out of NASA's pocket! But thats not a bad idea... Look out Tom Cruise, NASA's comin'!

Seriously, though? Paris Hilton and a truck-load (or ship-load that is) of idiot celebs put in control of a space craft? They'd crash it into a sattelite or crash right back into earth... that is if they even gave them control...

 

[KaveX]

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Seriously, though? Paris Hilton and a truck-load (or ship-load that is) of idiot celebs put in control of a space craft? They'd crash it into a sattelite or crash right back into earth... that is if they even gave them control...

****ing stupid people


I wouldnt mind that Half baked whore being shot up into space though

Who else can we send up there?

 

[Devalion]

Re: Go Away Paris!

But if she came up to any of the non-married guys here and asked them to sleep over that night, I bet zero would decline.

She is dumb, but she could be a good looking sugar momma.

At least until her personality made it not worthwhile.

/just saying

 

[Tsuyu]

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But if she came up to any of the non-married guys here and asked them to sleep over that night, I bet zero would decline.

She is dumb, but she could be a good looking sugar momma.

At least until her personality made it not worthwhile.

/just saying

As Hex once put it "If I want a horse, I'll get one less ridden!" Paris is also one damn ugly, skinny and dumb horse, and horses like that aren't good for anything, let alone "riding".

 

[Big_Mac]

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Thats what I think Tsuyu

 

[KaveX]

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As Hex once put it "If I want a horse, I'll get one less ridden!" Paris is also one damn ugly, skinny and dumb horse, and horses like that aren't good for anything, let alone "riding".

Haha that gave me a good laugh! :lol:

 

[Angel]

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It baffles me that her parents are that dumb they would make her the heiress to their empire...our dog would be a better choice (and dare I say better looking - those of you who know my relationship with that devil hound know it's no easy thing I say :lol

Plus our dog is more choosy who she lets sniff around her, shall we say...

 

[Walker]

Re: Go Away Paris!

Yeah, I gotta disagree with Devalion too. Aside from the fact that she's the type of person who makes me won't to vomit, she's too skeletal to really look good.

But, really, the vomit-factor would have more to do with the "get away from me" response. I'm not the most discriminating of souls in the "that looks good!"/lust department.

 

[FableFreak]

Re: Go Away Paris!

But if she came up to any of the non-married guys here and asked them to sleep over that night, I bet zero would decline.

I'd decline... Unless you are the kind of guy who is into girls with a crab filled, old seafood buffet for a crotch. Not to mention the anorexia and personality of a banshee from Hell. I can't wait until her parents die, then we will watch her glorious fall... Man, I can't wait to see how ****ed up the Hilton chain gets when she takes over.

 

[Devalion]

Re: Go Away Paris!

Apparently I forgot to mention the corollary that you knew nothing about her before she started talking to you?

 

[Tsuyu]

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Apparently I forgot to mention the corollary that you knew nothing about her before she started talking to you?

She is an ugly, stinky, and bony skeleton of a woman - so no. Just...no... just look at her godawful nose. Jeesh, you'd think someone that rich could have that fixed.

Not to mention she looks retarded. Look at her eyes, they aren't even focusing on the same spot...

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Uncanny resemblance....

This being said, I am not that shallow that I'd go by looks alone, I still hate her for who she is but now that you made me judge her by looks...

 

[Angel]

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You might find a guy who'd go for her by looks without knowing anything about her but as soon as she opens her mouth (presumably to talk, but who knows with that girl?) he'll quickly realise that he's either not had nearly enough to drink or he's deaf and can't hear the nonsense spouting out of her gob.

 

[Hexadecimal]

Re: Go Away Paris!

She is an ugly, stinky, and bony skeleton of a woman - so no. Just...no... just look at her godawful nose. Jeesh, you'd think someone that rich could have that fixed.

Not to mention she looks retarded. Look at her eyes, they aren't even focusing on the same spot...

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Uncanny resemblance....

This being said, I am not that shallow that I'd go by looks alone, I still hate her for who she is but now that you made me judge her by looks...

oh man... that was so awesome :lol::w00t:
I'll be laughing about that cross eyed, hawk nosed, skeletor bodied, glue factory ready old horse all day long now... thank you, slave ^_^

 

[Walker]

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I am the master of snap judgments. I see the emaciated dumbass blond chick in stupid clothes and my instant judgement is "idiot" and/or "get the hell away from me".

Edit: Dangit, now I really wish I could see those images! They sound funny... I hate stupid blocking software...

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Go Away Paris!

*Warning, other than containg Paris Hilton(which is bad enough*shiver*) some images are rather... adult themed*

Devalion, I can understand you if you think this is Paris, however that is indeed a photo of her, BUT with one helluva make-up job that would make Manson hang his head in shame aswell as Photoshop magic.

Oh, and did someone say "crabs"? Yay, what a sexy party girl! Yay, Paris - the doll, Straight from Japan.