Grave Stones.

[SgtNewbpuncher]

Grave Stones.

What are the funniest Grave Stone texts you´ve found?

Some of the funny ones:
"JC Tailor. Eaten alive by hamsters."
"You can´t kill me! I´m invincible! Last words."
"Look behind you!"
"You´ve travelled to the future and this is your grave. Just kidding."
"This space for rent."
"A.Carriage. Nobody is riding you anymore."
"Neil Wallace. Sat on a broken chair."
"Michael Malinowsky. Hit in the head by a ball on a string."


Easter egg?

Spoiler

"Cpt.Sparrow. Where did it all go wrong?"

All these were found in Bowerstone Cemetery. Please add more funny ones yourself.

 

[MasterJh]

Re: Grave Stones.

I found one in the bandit camp in Brightwood that said "We told you not to eat that tofu" and another one next to it that said something like "Jim the Slanderous. You shouldn't have insulted the boss"

 

[Garth]

Re: Grave Stones.

I'm having trouble remembering my favorites right now, but one outside of the Castle Fairfax dungeon exit went something like, "{ Name } died at age 48, after being shot by Reaver's .48"

Not fond of Reaver in the least, but I was amused.

 

[SgtNewbpuncher]

Re: Grave Stones.

Let me guess, you´re more of a Garth person? Aint ya, Garth?
Btw, Gief more replies guys...

 

[x3 buzz]

Re: Grave Stones.

Hmm, I never took time to read the graves. Then again, I didn't know they had so much funny lines in them.

 

[Tymolus]

Re: Grave Stones.

"Jesus was a blacksmith...sadly, he died of a skating accident."

 

[destra57]

Ester Egg

Thers a gravestone in Hook Coast in the first game and/or TLC that says "Master bard R. Shaw lies here. His music cn be heard wherever you go" Russell Shaw, or R. SHaw, was in charge of composing the music for fable.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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"the highwaymans guild would like to thank this corpse for being so cooperative with his death."

 

[rhett_thom]

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"the highwaymans guild would like to thank this corpse for being so cooperative with his death."

lol thats a funny one

I remember one from Fable it said "thanks for taking time to read this gravestone"....or something along those lines =p

 

[Sabian171]

Re: Grave Stones.

" A.Somone Ate Himself"