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HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!

Walker

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It's the second (third?) game of the season and our new QB is kicking ass. HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!

How's everybody else's season?

Are our British friends looking forward to seeing their one game this season?
 
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It's the second (third?) game of the season and our new QB is kicking ass. HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!

Yeah, enjoy it while it lasts pal.

Walker said:
How's everybody else's season?

Cleveland Browns? ...Never heard of 'em. When your QB gets sacked by the American flag, you know you're off to a historical season run.

 
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Yeah, enjoy it while it lasts pal.

**** a duck sideways with a telephone pole. We looked GREAT the first half, then it all went pear-shaped. Traditional Redskins football.

THEN we'd almost come back, down by three, we were in field goal range, would have tied it up... and one of our wide receivers threw the football at a Ram after he got shoved in the head and knocked us back 15 or 20 yards. Cundiff missed the 62-yard field goal, shockingly.

The second half of the game was a mess of ****ty calls by the officials and the players were just barely the civilized side of an on-field riot.

Cleveland Browns? ...Never heard of 'em. When your QB gets sacked by the American flag, you know you're off to a historical season run.

On the subject of the Browns, not only do the current Browns suck, but the FORMER Browns ****ed up just before the Redskins did. I root for the Skins with an occasional sideline for the Ravens (they ARE Maryland's team, after all) and they both ****ed it up in the last ten minutes.

Even funnier, the kicker who missed the field goal for us was the same guy who sucked for the Ravens last year.

Maybe we should just go to Australia and hire a half-drunk AFL player to be our kicker. It couldn't be a worse decision, after all.


I can tell when I'm not wanted.....


Dude. Did you guys even get an NFL Europe team? I mean, I seem to remember reading something about you being in the IFAF world cup at some point when I was trawling Wikipedia, but that ain't nothing. Swedes just aren't football players. You;d think all that Viking berserker stuff would make you perfectly adapted for the sport, but I guess the fact that they don't let you strip naked and bite your shield inhibits that too much.

(EDIT: The point, though, is that there's one regular season game per year being played in London for, like, the next five years or something.)

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What's this ruckus?
Oh, Walker, naturally. You just can't keep it down...

BITCH I CAN TOO KEEP IT DOWN.
 
f*** a duck sideways with a telephone pole. We looked GREAT the first half, then it all went pear-shaped. Traditional Redskins football.

THEN we'd almost come back, down by three, we were in field goal range, would have tied it up... and one of our wide receivers threw the football at a Ram after he got shoved in the head and knocked us back 15 or 20 yards. Cundiff missed the 62-yard field goal, shockingly.

The second half of the game was a mess of ****** calls by the officials and the players were just barely the civilized side of an on-field riot.

Browns were pretty much the same, were doing surprisingly well against the Eagles, then went full-on retard on and off in the game. They lost. 2nd game with their longtime rivals of ****ty-ness the Cincinnati Bengals and they "lost a hard fought and thrilling battle".. How do you lose a hard fought and thrilling battle against the freakin' Bengals!? That's just utterly depressing on so many levels. I swear there's no team for any sport in this state worth being proud of.. Indians, Cavs, Browns, Bengals, nothin'! Reduced to comedic entertainment.

This is why I've jumped to the Giants now, and they'll be meeting the Browns soon in a few weeks.. I'm gonna enjoy that.
Walker said:
On the subject of the Browns, not only do the current Browns suck, but the FORMER Browns f***** up just before the Redskins did. I root for the Skins with an occasional sideline for the Ravens (they ARE Maryland's team, after all) and they both f***** it up in the last ten minutes.

Even funnier, the kicker who missed the field goal for us was the same guy who sucked for the Ravens last year.

Maybe we should just go to Australia and hire a half-drunk AFL player to be our kicker. It couldn't be a worse decision, after all.

lol. When terrible players like that float from team to team they seem to spread like viruses, the Browns are filled with 'em from top to bottom! When you think you're finally rid of one another one pops up from the cracks. My grandfather would tell me stories of when the Browns were brilliant back in the 1950s.. leaving me to wonder how the hell it managed to get so bad.
 
Which state/city has the Vikings..?
That would be Minnesota, the stadium is in Minneapolis. The only reason, and I mean only reason I know this is because of a few misspent years playing NFL Quarterback Club '98 on the N64.
 
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Which state/city has the Vikings..?

What Lenop said. Because, apparently, all the Swedes and Finns and suchlike settled in Minnesota. Possibly they were all just too drunk to settle somewhere with nice weather.

Yeah the team was formed after the movie.

Man, Disney rules the effing world....

Well, in their defense the team IS based in the same city as Disneyland and they WERE founded by the Disney company, so... (Note that I didn't know they were founded by Disney until I Wikipediaed it, but they were... and only got sold in '95? Damn.)

Browns were pretty much the same, were doing surprisingly well against the Eagles, then went full-on retard on and off in the game. They lost. 2nd game with their longtime rivals of ******-ness the Cincinnati Bengals and they "lost a hard fought and thrilling battle".. How do you lose a hard fought and thrilling battle against the freakin' Bengals!? That's just utterly depressing on so many levels. I swear there's no team for any sport in this state worth being proud of.. Indians, Cavs, Browns, Bengals, nothin'! Reduced to comedic entertainment.

This is why I've jumped to the Giants now, and they'll be meeting the Browns soon in a few weeks.. I'm gonna enjoy that.

I was about to say that I felt your pain, but with the exception of the 'Skins a lot of our teams have had pretty good seasons. I mean, hell, DC United is soccer and no one cares about them, but they're pretty much the best major league soccer team from what I hear. And the Capitals (hockey) are usually pretty good, too. And baseball was going really well last I heard, both for the Orioles and (shockingly) the Nationals.

But I mean, really, 'Skins lost cause one dude couldn't control his temper tantrum.