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[CitrusKiss]

Hello all

<3 Hey, I'm a huge Fable fan (as I'm sure everyone else in this forum is as well, haha )

So I just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Michelle, and I've been lurking around the forums for a while looking at things, and I've got to say, this site has been extremely helpful! Much more helpful than any other site I've looked at. So it feels great to finally be a part of it now

 

[Angel]

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You are very much welcome to this place - and congratulations on being female. You are hereby entitled to receive far more help from the hormone-addled males than you would normally by virtue of your sex. Prepare to be stalked, wooed and possibly kidnapped but such are the perils of being a female gamer. On the plus side, many male gamers keep their testicles in their GameBoy pouch so I'm pretty sure you'll be safe...

In other words, enjoy your stay and if you need anything there is a veritable bounty of drooling men at your disposal. Use them well...I'm married to one of them so sadly I don't get the same privilege

 

[Azer249]

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Welcome to the forums. Have a nice time and stay away from the Daemons. He bites. No seriously.

 

[DarkONI]

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Welcome at projectego! I'm sure you will like this place.

 

[CitrusKiss]

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Thank you guys for the warm welcome <3 <3

Also, I've braved Xbox Live in Modern Warfare 2 as a girl gamer for months now.... if I can do that, I feel that I can do anything.. haha <3

 

[D3m190d]

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Angel is right, you will most likely get a lot of attention, but that's just nature, right? However, I'm one of the few that always try not to kidnap you.
Also, some of the female also act more down-to-earth than the stupid male, which also amkes me give you great respect. I also try to be pretty normal, but this place still affects my brains, just being here. '

Aaaanyway, ''Michelle'', enjoy your stay! While I'm not drooling, I'm still always ready to help. ^_^

 

[xzxzxz70]

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Welcome to the forums!

 

[Cain]

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You are very much welcome to this place - and congratulations on being female. You are hereby entitled to receive far more help from the hormone-addled males than you would normally by virtue of your sex. Prepare to be stalked, wooed and possibly kidnapped but such are the perils of being a female gamer. On the plus side, many male gamers keep their testicles in their GameBoy pouch so I'm pretty sure you'll be safe...

In other words, enjoy your stay and if you need anything there is a veritable bounty of drooling men at your disposal. Use them well...I'm married to one of them so sadly I don't get the same privilege

Thats a lie. Its a PSP pouch.....


Anyway, welcome to the forums.

 

[Azer249]

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Thank you guys for the warm welcome <3 <3

Also, I've braved Xbox Live in Modern Warfare 2 as a girl gamer for months now.... if I can do that, I feel that I can do anything.. haha <3

You you you.... YOU BRAVED IT. I have to admit i was playing cod4 yesterday and the amount of under-age people on it around 9-11 screaming made me turn my xbox off thus i salute you

 

[Daemon300]

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Welcome to the forums!

I am Daemon300. Yeah, listen to Azer, because all the other Daemons bite. Not me though. Honest

I am also the number 1 Assassin's Creed fan in the world.

 

[Walker]

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Go with the shotgun. Taser won't do a damn thing against the hordes of Cthulu-allied Swedes, Ohioan wendigo-monsters*, drunken British seamen mermaid-hunters*, and Australian crocodile-****ers. All of whom are raging perverts.

Also, I reserve the right to lose all faith in humanity if this intro thread by a female member continues beyond two pages. At most. Once is coincidence. Twice is excessively raging hormones textually out of control.

*Actually, I think they're all married or dating someone, but, well, this IS the internet.

Also, I like how Angel's intro post had such a "welcome to my harem, please make yourself at home" vibe. Oh, yes, ma'am, we'll do whatever you say.

 

[Angel]

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Gotta get my kicks somewhere - why not my very own Intarwebz Harem? I looks after me girls, I do...


(scrap that, make it a Darkwood Bordello and I'm that weird fat woman with the red hair )

 

[queenofdisco]

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Welcome to the site citrus Try not to be weirded out too much.

 

[Gikoku]

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Stay away from Tsuyu & Firis and you'll be okay, I'm already married so that makes things a bit easier.

Welcome to the forums, if you have any questions then please don't hesitate to ask. And if anyone bothers you, let us [the staff] know about it.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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clearly you've played the Fable series and are quite the fan. welcome to the forums. as a fan of Fable, you are automatically higher on my list than 47.5% of our current members. you could have just done it by making witty posts and demonstrating a good sense of humor, but you had to jump the gun and advertise your love for Fable. those 47.6% (and counting, notice how the decimal is higher) probably resent you for outdoing them, but you don't care. your only worry is moving yourself higher up in the world, and we at projectego like that! have a seat, read a magazine, would you like a smoke? we're all friends here. all of us who are better than that 47.7% (new members registered).

welcome to the "in-crowd" you higher achiever, you.

I'm married to one of them so sadly I don't get the same privilege

that's cuz you pwn us all the time, ruling the forum with an iron fist comperable to soviet russia.

 

[D3m190d]

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Cheez, dude. You can't just say everyone is in the in-crowd! That's what the in-crowd is for, to be special! Oh, never mind. you mean it good, I guess...

 

[Angel]

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that's cuz you pwn us all the time, ruling the forum with an iron fist comperable to soviet russia.

In Soviet Russia, iron...fists...you?

Hang on...

 

[GrimWhim]

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In Soviet Russia, iron...fists...you?

Hang on...

LOLWTFBBQ.

No, seriously, that was funny.

You are very much welcome to this place - and congratulations on being female. You are hereby entitled to receive far more help from the hormone-addled males than you would normally by virtue of your sex. Prepare to be stalked, wooed and possibly kidnapped but such are the perils of being a female gamer. On the plus side, many male gamers keep their testicles in their GameBoy pouch so I'm pretty sure you'll be safe...

In other words, enjoy your stay and if you need anything there is a veritable bounty of drooling men at your disposal. Use them well...I'm married to one of them so sadly I don't get the same privilege

HAH! Shows what you know! I sent mine to another dimension!

<3 Hey, I'm a huge Fable fan (as I'm sure everyone else in this forum is as well, haha )

So I just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Michelle, and I've been lurking around the forums for a while looking at things, and I've got to say, this site has been extremely helpful! Much more helpful than any other site I've looked at. So it feels great to finally be a part of it now

It's already been stated numerous times but I'll state it again; there are a lot of lonely, single men around and they will do literally anything to get your attention. If you don't want to be stalked and all that jazz, I suggest you mention you already have a boyfriend (whether you actually do or not is irrelevant).

Anyways, welcome to the forums. Just make sure to avoid me as often as you can.

 

[Shadowtree]

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Gotta get my kicks somewhere - why not my very own Intarwebz Harem? I looks after me girls, I do...


(scrap that, make it a Darkwood Bordello and I'm that weird fat woman with the red hair )

Yup, if it wasnt for you angel Idk what id do. lol My pool shark appreicates your guidence as well. But I have yet to determine wether he is male or female.
anyways welcome to the madhouse, always more room for more of us ladies... Nice pics btw. Very cute. Do you do like photography as a hobby or something? lol

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Cheez, dude. You can't just say everyone is in the in-crowd! That's what the in-crowd is for, to be special! Oh, never mind. you mean it good, I guess...

i like to give everyone an equal chance. you're in the "in-crowde" from the get go. being a moron, being too srs, or other things of the sort will get you thrown out of the inner circle where you will have to sit and listen to walker and arseface debating about various scales of temperature measurement for all eternity.