Re: hi
clearly you're a fan of chocolate and beef products. welcome to the forums. as someone who occasionally enjoys the refreshing taste of dead cows you are automatically higher on my list than 47.5% of our current members. you could have just done it by making witty posts and demonstrating a good sense of humor, but you had to jump the gun and also admit your love for the coa coa bean. those 47.6% (and counting, notice how the decimal is higher) probably resent you for outdoing them, but you don't care. your only worry is moving yourself higher up in the world, and we at projectego like that! have a seat, read a magazine, would you like a smoke? we're all friends here. all of us who are better than that 47.7% (new members registered).
welcome to the "in-crowd" you higher achiever, you.
PS: i also love how wonderfully suggestive your name is. things that made that come to mind were
A) watching a black kid i used to eat lunch with in high school repeatedly asking the cheerleaders if they liked chocolate
and
B) George Carlins 101 on cigars
