In The Future...

[HobbeBrain]

So, the idea of this game is that someone post a year with some random futury - thing happening in it, and then the next user would post something that happens between 1 and 6 years later that happens because of the previous and one other reason, e.g

User #1
2011 - Scientists mutate a sheep to want to kill all non-farm animal beings.

User #2
2016 - New Zealand overrun by angry, carnivorous sheep. Branch of US Marines sent to obliterate all sheep once and for all.

User #3
2022 - America declares war on all forms of grazing farm animals.

User #4
2026 - New Zealand nuked.

User #5
2028 - New Zealand and Australian Rights Activists storm the Whitehouse with an army of sheep-cyborgs.

Also, the further in the future you are the stupider you can make things, e.g

User
7849 - Time Travellers accidently kill George Bush before he is elected president, thus making the world a much nicer place where every family has a pet dinosaur.

And so on and so forth.

I'll start:

2011 - Justin Bieber is assassinated on live television, causing thousands of 8 year old fan girls (and 40 year old unmarried women) to go on worldwide riots.

 

[Rukishou]

2017 - The Justin Bieber Riot has spread through 88% of the world, including more than half of the States of America.

 

[mjmarin12]

2020- I poop on Justin Beibers grave

 

[Rukishou]

2023 - The Justin Bieber Riot has fully evolved into World War III. How the hell did this happen?

(@mjmarin12 It took you nine years to poop on his grave? How much of other people's poop did you have to wade through to even get there? XD)

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

2019 - scientology is officially proclaimed the universal religion of planet earth. L. Ron Hubbard is proclaimed the reborn Jesus.

 

[mjmarin12]

(@Rukishou- You said 2017, so 3 years later,2020, I find his grave and poopoo on it. Also how did we get from 2020 to 2019??? Anyway...)

2021- L. Ron Hubbard changes his name to Sir Hear-My-Name-And Orgasm- Jenkins. Also the World War III shifts from Justin Beiber to "Why do people wear socks" arguments

 

[Rukishou]

2022 - Chuck Norris is making buzz all over the world (somehow) as he is gathering freedom fighters on an international journey, with the sole goal of taking down Sir Hear-My-Name-And Orgasm-Jenkins (is that right...? XD) and in doing so, ending the third World War.

(@mjmarin12: Justin Bieber's live execution happened in 2011. See the original post. ^^)

(P.S. I can't wait until we reach 2077. I want to see if someone references the Fallout games!)

 

[HobbeBrain]

2026 - The Church of Scientology stupidly decides to solve the Chuck Norris problem by decalring World War 4. Sir Hear-My-Name-And Orgasm-Jenkins invents the 'Opinoinator', a gun that enables the user to shoot someone and alter their opinion to that of theirs. This transfers hundreds to Scientology. Voted most Lethal Weapon Since Atom Bomb.

 

[droded]

2017 - a one-year-old droded disappears into an orgasm.

2018 - droded is reborn, harder, better, faster, stronger.

 

[Cain]

2027- I lead a army of Projectegoers to eradicate the Justin Bieber fangirls. We almost lose to their superior numbers, but then Droded appears and wipes them out.

 

[HobbeBrain]

2017 - a one-year-old droded disappears into an orgasm.

2018 - droded is reborn, harder, better, faster, stronger.

You were meant to lead on from the previous year, but it's all good. Some imaginary rep is all yours.

2028 - Because the Bieber-Fan-Girl-Killing fad died out eight years ago, this is seen as murder and all projectegoers are imprisoned. World War 4 rages strongly, Scientology winning by far.

 

[droded]

Of course I understand this game, but those years had already passed so I had no choice but to break the pattern.

2034 - Walt Disney is successfully cryogenically revived. The resulting release of classic-style Disney animation was enough to smother the world's thirst for violence and brought a new age of peace and tranquility to Earth.

 

[D3m190d]

2035 - D3m190d's master plan leaks out into the public... As part of his plan.

One suspicious part of the world tells us the imprisoning of the ProjectEgo'ers must be linked to the upper guys in the Scientology Church.

Another suspicious part of the world says that the ProjectEgo'ers were under D3m190d's control, since 2005.

Yet another suspicious part of the world claims Sir Hear-My-Name-And Orgasm-Jenkins is working together with D3m190d.

Walt Disney somehow disappears, as he flies his private jet over the pacific. Many people point towards different people, including D3m190d.

The first real words of D3m190d that are somehow revealed in the media; ''Droded is awesome.''

Ninja'd. Switched 2031 to 2035.

 

[HobbeBrain]

2037 - Time Agents from the year 2987* arive and attempt to assassinate D3m190d, but fail and D3m190d unleashes a horde of cyborgs onto France, making the French extinct in a matter of months.

*REMEMBER THAT (Assuming we actually get that far...)

 

[DarkONI]

2525: This will happen.

 

[PhilistineEars]

2526: The world, under control by producers hell bent on world domination, cancel what happened in 2525.

 

[mjmarin12]

2528- Sir Hear-My-Name-And-Orgasm Jenkins leaves Demi's HQ to travel to a distant land and into a starnge coorporation....

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

2536- Curb stomping becomes an official World Olympic event.

 

[droded]

Talking about all the previous names is useless and unrealistic, DarkONI did a 488 year time-skip.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

Useless and Unrealistic? what exactly about any part of this thread is realistic anyway? Have You not noticed the abundance of unlikely scenarios? such as the '2022 - America declares war on all forms of grazing farm animals.' or the likelyhood of someone re-naming themselves 'Sir Sir Hear-My-Name-And Orgasm- Jenkins' Prehaps?
It's just a game, it's not like skipping a few centuries in the timeline is gonna cause the end of the bloody world. Who gives a flying **** if someone makes a few inaccurate inconsistencies? The whole point of these random threads is to be pointlessly unrealistic.