In what BADASS way will you....

[cheezMcNASTY]

We haven't had a good quiz thread in a while, and I thought these two were worthy. Really great stuff :lol:
It's only on facebook, so for you cavemen that don't have one, you can go crawl back under your rock until the next turn of the century.

Warning: Contains profanity, caps lock, and badass solutions to various life situations.

Quiz #1
In what BADASS way are you going to become famous?

Quiz #2
In what BADASS way will you TOP YOURSELF?

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I got this:

My Result: YOU WILL PUNCH A PACK OF WOLVES TO DEATH
You're faced with a PACK OF FLIPPING WOLVES. What the SCOTCH PANCAKE do you do? HOLY CALAMITY! FUNKING UPPERCUTS AND SHOOT! You PUNCHED THE FLICK of out a FROOPING WOLF PACK.

And this:

My Result: You Will Cut Your Own Flunking Head Off In Front Of A School Bus.
How was school today? SOMEBODY CUT THEIR OWN FICKING HEAD OFF IN FRONT OF THE BUS.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Apparently, I will be the first King of England to ride a bear.

BADASS.

EDIT: And also, "You Will Beat The Billy Bedazzler Out Of Yourself Until You Funking Die"

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

#1
My Result: YOU WILL PUNCH A CHUNK OUT OF THE MOON
In what BADASS way are you going to become famous?
Is that the moon? POW! You've punched a CLUSTERFUNKING chunk out of the FLOOPING MOON. You've flown right the FLUMP to the flicking moon and punched a FRINKING CHUNK right the flick out of it. YOU PUNCHED THE SHOOT OUT OF THE FLIPPING MOON.

#2
You Will Cut Your Own Flunking Head Off In Front Of A School Bus
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[Quistrix]

My first result:You Will Be The First Person To Have A Shootout With A Gang Of Ghosts.

BULLETS DON'T DO A GIDDY-GOSH THING TO GHOSTS. You don't GIVE A NICE SLICE OF CAKE. PUH-FLIPPING-POW!

My second result:You Will Cut Your Own Flunking Head Off In Front Of A School Bus.

How was school today? SOMEBODY CUT THEIR OWN FICKING HEAD OFF IN FRONT OF THE BUS.

Alright.

 

[Drew2686]

1st
You're faced with a PACK OF FLIPPING WOLVES. What the SCOTCH PANCAKE do you do? HOLY CALAMITY! FUNKING UPPERCUTS AND SHOOT! You PUNCHED THE FLICK of out a FROOPING WOLF PACK.

2nd

You Will Stick Your Face Into A Flicking Volcanic Eruption

HOLY SCHIST!

Haha, awesome for the second one!

 

[Dentie]

1st :

Is that the moon? POW! You've punched a CLUSTERFUNKING chunk out of the FLOOPING MOON. You've flown right the FLUMP to the flicking moon and punched a FRINKING CHUNK right the flick out of it. YOU PUNCHED THE SHOOT OUT OF THE FLIPPING MOON.

2nd:
You Will Cut Your Own Flunking Head Off In Front Of A School Bus

How was school today? SOMEBODY CUT THEIR OWN FICKING HEAD OFF IN FRONT OF THE BUS.

 

[Arseface]

My first result:You Will Be The First Person To Have A Shootout With A Gang Of Ghosts.

BULLETS DON'T DO A GIDDY-GOSH THING TO GHOSTS. You don't GIVE A NICE SLICE OF CAKE. PUH-FLIPPING-POW!

My second result:You Will Cut Your Own Flunking Head Off In Front Of A School Bus.

How was school today? SOMEBODY CUT THEIR OWN FICKING HEAD OFF IN FRONT OF THE BUS.

Alright.

Got exactly the same. HIGH FIVE!

 

[Quistrix]

HIGH FIVE!

[punches arse in the face]

Sorry,
Reflex.
:thumbsup:

 

[James Butts]

I got shootout with ghost and make my heart stop beating with my mind.