Introducing: A Noob-ite

[r5v3n]

The pub in Oakvale was abuzz with a low chatter from the people gathered inside, away from a cold stormy night. Suddenly, the door slammed open and a glare of lightning filled the room, silhouetting a cloaked figure, shivering and miserably drenched by the howling storm.
Some eyes where now on the stranger who was dripping rainwater on the wooden floor.
Coming towards the light, a few recognized him yet they heeded him not nor did they give any sign of knowing him.
The stranger came to a group that was nearest to the hearth and he spoke.
"Hello, I am r5v3n"

(I know I was here in the forums for quite a while already, but I just thought to drop by and introduce myself a bit with the paragraphs above)

 

[D3m190d]

''Hello there, r5v3n. I've been expecting you. But please allow me not to elaborate on why, and what for. Rather, enjoy a beer, or whiskey. Or not; I prefer your body in proper condition, when it comes to it. OH look, I have already said too much.''

 

[Cain]

After giving D3m190d a weird look, the Question turns to r5v3n and holds his hand out."Welcome to Oakvale, r5v3n. It is nice to meet you. Please, let me buy you a beer." He signals to the bartender to get a beer for another member of the foru- I mean group in the tavern. The fourth wall began to crumble at this mistake, but was still standing.

 

[Gikoku]

Welcome to the madhouse, friend. I think you've been fitting into the mold of madness quite nicely, hope to see more of you.

 

[Quistrix]

STAY OUT OF MY CABBAGE PATCH, Y'HEAR!?

Welcome, have fun, sir.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Late but welcome. I didn't see you come in because I was in the pub closet shooting heroin I MEAN skooma.

 

[Corpsy]

Sorry to break the party guys... r5v3n, or as I know him, Vincent is dead
Yup, yup! He died from overexertion a few days ago.