Introduction.

[Precipice]

Hello. I call myself Precipice. I am a college dropout working at a privately-owned convenience store and I am genuinely pleased with this. Prior to that I was studying journalism and literature.

I very recently relocated to Texas but I was born and raised in New York, and spent quite a lot of time in Maine. I am 21 years old, I like the idea of pets but would never consider owning one, and I never sign up online to anything ever, until today because I played Fable again, got nostalgic and wanted to see if anyone else still talks about the game.

So that's me.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Welcome to the forums.

 

[Quistrix]

Your name ends in p*ss. I can never take you seriously.

Now you will have already established that I make terrible jokes and that I'm super annoying.

With that out of the way - welcome to our humble abode. :thumbsup:

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Hi.
I'm a 40-year-old who coaches boys soccer and dresses up as Freddie Mercury when no one is in the locker room.

 

[Gikoku]

Welcome welcome.

We're a lot like Danny Devito here, we may be small, but we make up for it with our delightful sex-crazed hearts. Hope you enjoy it here.

 

[Quistrix]

We're also a lot like Ron Jeremy. We may be small, but we make up for it with our big d*cks.