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Killed in the line of duty...

Firis

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Killed in the line of duty...

John, an American soldier on the frontlines of the battlefield, had been ****ed off for a while, "My job is full of crap" he usually said to his fellow members of the Browning 58th company, John was doing a routine flush of the sewers under the city, when he was gunned down by a mischarge from a teammate. Heres the full poop on the story: So sad
 
Re: Killed in the line of duty...

Umm, lol, or umm, *crys* umm,. im confused....
 
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Should I be laughing my ass off, or sobbing my face off???


Edit: LOL WTF!?!?

What should you do when your toilet dies in the line of "doody"? Have a funeral, of course.
On Friday at 10 a.m., the Carl's Jr. restaurant in Centerville will have a "moment of silence" for the potty that was destroyed last week when a patron's handgun fell out of the holster and fired as he was hitching up his pants.
The bullet shattered the toilet and sent sharp shards into the man's arm. The 26-year-old, who had a concealed-weapons permit, was treated at the scene for minor injuries.
But the "john" was destroyed, and the national hamburger chain is feeling the loss. "By all accounts, it was a good toilet; reliable and well liked by customers and crew members alike," wrote Brad Haley, executive vice president of Carl's Jr. marketing, in a tongue-in-cheek note posted on the company's Facebook page.
The late, well-liked and oft-visited deceased. (Tribune file photo)
 
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Haha, I wasn't expecting that. Very funny. ^_^
 
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that story is such a load of crap. :P
 
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This isn't what I thought it would be.
 
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