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Le Hodge is Le Back

Some people say that Meth is a hell of a drug. These are people who have never played World of Warcraft. Yes, as nerdy as it sounds, ever since I stopped being active I've been playing WoW like crazy. My level-ups were as reliable as the constant drool of a retar...mentally challenged individual xD

But in all seriousness...wait...okay in some seriousness, I have finally broken my addiction. Hopefully this means I'll be able to get active again, though school is a *****. And since I feel I have starved you all of my humor, i present some Helen Keller jokes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Aaayoeeeoeaue."

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman...:|

Yes or No question: Did you know that Helen Keller had a tree house?
Neither did she.

WARNING: The next one is for a...ahem...mature audience.

Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
One to finger herself, one to moan.
 
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Yeaaaah.. I'm going to go ahead and say meth is worse. You know.. for those who actually know meth-heads. WoW preys on the weak willed that are too unambitious to find a proper addiction. There are so many more brilliant ways to subvert reality.. Welcome back. Cruel jokes. I reply with

What's the worst book Hellen Keller ever read:

Cheese Grater.


PS - Retard is politically correct. Its the DSM term for it. Don't newsspeak yourself young orwellian.
 
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Welcome le back! Glad you managed to beat your addiction:lol:
 
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Welcome back, HP! I was wondering where you got to... ^_^
 
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Good to have you back with us! :D
 
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Welcome back Hodgepodge, im currently trying to get over my Call of Duty 4 addiction but failing miserably.
 
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Ah... ProjectEgo, the lesser evil of two addictions.
 
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Le welcome Le back! :D
 
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welcome back hodge aint seen you in a while
 
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Welcome Back HoPo :ermm: I mean HodgePodge
 
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Hey HP welcome back!!! ^_^
 
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Welcome back Hodge!
 
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Welcome back! The Person Above you is still the top thread so you didn't miss anything.
 
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I thought things felt less sarcastic around here... Nice to see you again Hodgy.

^_^
 
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We've not met, i'm rogzii! welcome back! and those jokes, let me tell you... i almost choked on my chicken tender sub, laughing so hard! i like the first one....lol
 
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FableFreak;154910 said:
I thought things felt less sarcastic around here... Nice to see you again Hodgy.

^_^

From what I can see kmAI has been keeping the art alive ;)

Good to see you too FF ^_^
 
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Yes, Dr. Skumm is keeping things ever so sarcastic. Like the jokes, too bad I already heard them from your Mom two nights ago!

Oh dayum! (Yeah, I instigate now.)
 
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Free WoW >>>>>>>> regular WoW.
 
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