Man sneezes out bullet and lives.

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12160874

 

[Arseface]

Haha, mad story. If only getting shot in the head was so easily fixed.

 

[Daemon300]

Damn.

That's awesome.

But who shot him?

DUN DUN DUN...

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I think it was a stray bullet, must have have hit him by accident.

 

[Tsuyu]

*Puts a bullet up nose*

*Sneezes*

Ta-da!

Also:

Darco Sangermano, 28, had been taken to hospital in Naples for emergency treatment after being hit by a stray bullet during New Year's Eve celebrations.

As the city sky exploded in a traditional celebration of fireworks, firecrackers - and the occasional high-spirited blast of firearms - he was wandering the streets when a stray .22 calibre bullet struck him on the side of the head, behind his right eye.

lol

 

[Daemon300]

Oh, how did I miss that? Fail -.-

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

i WISH i could say i did that. it'd be worth getting shot in the head and losing an eye just to tell that story.
mom: JESUS CHRISTMAS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU EYE
me: quit yer worryin'. i got shot in the head but i sneezed it out. no biggie :lol:

 

[HobbeBrain]

I think it was a stray bullet, must have have hit him by accident.

:steve:

This is all I have to say on the matter.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

If it was on purpose then I think his would-be assassin feels like a right screw-up.