Yeah I heard Christmas was today, so Merry Christmas from New Zealand!!!
I'm concerned if I should be worried about still not being in the Christmas spirit yet, or if I should just chalk this up to me getting old.
Tonight you will be visited by three asian girls, that should put you in good spirit.
Now that's a Christmas Eve of winning, this won't be so bad after all... Then again, I probably won't get anything from Santa for making his naughty list in the same night.
indeedOnly suckers celebrate on the 25th.
I've already opened all my presents!
I feel bad that I didn't get anyone anything, and was insanely ****ed off that my dad made me go to church last night out of the blue. Mostly because it was ridiculously late, and I was the one driving.
5 hours ago I was absolutely steaming. So drunk that I thought it would be a good idea to duet with a guy on the geetarr. SEEMEDLIKEAGOODIDEAATTHETIMEOKAY? And stairs are now my mortal enemies.
5 hours later I'm tired, hungover and I hate everything. Sadly, my 3 year old niece doesn't allow me to stay asleep. Bah humbug.
Merry Christmas everyone!(Except Cheezy, 'cuz I knows hao u hates dat.) Don't mind me while I Scrooge/Grinch it up.
(Also. I haven't opened any presents yet, but I'm pretty sure my mother got me a bottle of malt whiskey. That's right mum, set me off on that path to alcoholism!)
Me and you, share the same life.
Yes, I too go on wild adventures that mainly consist of naked canoeing and sheep shaggery.
But seriously, I'll only agree with you if you tell me you fell up the stairs atleast twice.