Devalion
Glittering Generality.
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My Normal Day
My Normal Day
See, I was walking down this road with my squirrel, and as usual, he was complaining he lost his nuts, and that really ticks me off. I mean, why can't squirrels just hold onto their own nuts? But anyway, as we are walking down the road, and the squirrel trips over this shoe. He starts swearing at the shoe, and then this pink elephant floats by and crushes my squirrel! It deliberately stomped him! So I kick the elephant in the groin, and it floats high into the sky, perfectly content.
So, now I am squirrel-less, and lonely. So this hamster wanders by, and pegs me with a rabbit pellet, which is strange ya know, cause its a hamster. I start swearing at it, and this killer rabbit comes out and starts humping the hamster! At this point I put down the bottle of milk that I had been swigging, and step out of the pool. I walk into the wall to get another bottle of milk, and I see my sloth marking its territory on my tissue. I start yelling at it, and I whip out my AK-47 and shoot my parakeet, which creates a nuclear meltdown in china.
I sit down and eat my Oscar Meyer wiener sandwich, but I soon spit it out, because the sand is too rough. At this point I am sad, cause my squirrel is gone. So I go buy some buttons to sew on this dog that I had been eyeing for some time. However, before I could buy my dog, some cat came over and bought it first.
Now I am ripped cause I got no squirrel! I wander out into the car, where all my other squirrels used to hang out, swinging on the monkey bars, but no bananas. Alas, today is not my day, as I stepped on another squirrel as I left my car.
I bend down and pick my little buddy up. He waves back to me, and spits in my eye. I dropkick him in the tooth, and his nose falls off. He starts to laugh as my pants fall down and I trip on my fruitcake.
I can't help but laugh at my normal day!
My Normal Day
See, I was walking down this road with my squirrel, and as usual, he was complaining he lost his nuts, and that really ticks me off. I mean, why can't squirrels just hold onto their own nuts? But anyway, as we are walking down the road, and the squirrel trips over this shoe. He starts swearing at the shoe, and then this pink elephant floats by and crushes my squirrel! It deliberately stomped him! So I kick the elephant in the groin, and it floats high into the sky, perfectly content.
So, now I am squirrel-less, and lonely. So this hamster wanders by, and pegs me with a rabbit pellet, which is strange ya know, cause its a hamster. I start swearing at it, and this killer rabbit comes out and starts humping the hamster! At this point I put down the bottle of milk that I had been swigging, and step out of the pool. I walk into the wall to get another bottle of milk, and I see my sloth marking its territory on my tissue. I start yelling at it, and I whip out my AK-47 and shoot my parakeet, which creates a nuclear meltdown in china.
I sit down and eat my Oscar Meyer wiener sandwich, but I soon spit it out, because the sand is too rough. At this point I am sad, cause my squirrel is gone. So I go buy some buttons to sew on this dog that I had been eyeing for some time. However, before I could buy my dog, some cat came over and bought it first.
Now I am ripped cause I got no squirrel! I wander out into the car, where all my other squirrels used to hang out, swinging on the monkey bars, but no bananas. Alas, today is not my day, as I stepped on another squirrel as I left my car.
I bend down and pick my little buddy up. He waves back to me, and spits in my eye. I dropkick him in the tooth, and his nose falls off. He starts to laugh as my pants fall down and I trip on my fruitcake.
I can't help but laugh at my normal day!
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