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my tattooist got into the scrumpy...
I recently started a new game, and realized my shirtless self had made it all the way to Knothole Glade and still had not a single tattoo... so I decided to rectify that...
little did I know that the "artists" living out in that neck of the woods were a bunch of drunken hippies who would use my body as some canvas of the damned...
I apoligize for the sub-standard quality of the pics... I don't have Fable for PC, and so instead take crappy screenshots of my television with my camera... you'll get the idea anyway...
so... first one I wanted was a Harion Shoulder tattoo...
and THIS is what I ended up with... a back full of blasted butterflies... this looks NOTHING like the card I saw...
but at least that's still better than the Dark Votex I tried to get next...
look at that! what is that? that doesn't look like anything... a swirling, scrumpy induced, blob... and I'm covered in it...
but , not one to give up when I should, I thought I'd give it another try and got the Corun Dawn...
.. to be honest, I kind of like this one... I just have no idea what it is... though I know what I paid him for... NOT THIS!... jerk...
so finally I decided to just remove all these freaky deaky designs and start fresh...
.. and ended up crawling with creepy vines... nice...
my last one before I gave up on ever being pretty again was the Howl... which left me... yes... wanting to howl...
I actually ended up with a normal looking tattoo... that I never asked for nor paid for, that was nice... as well as an additional bit of "artwork"...
... yes... my face is now not only green, but the butterflies have made a comeback in a big, big way...
I give up...
I recently started a new game, and realized my shirtless self had made it all the way to Knothole Glade and still had not a single tattoo... so I decided to rectify that...
little did I know that the "artists" living out in that neck of the woods were a bunch of drunken hippies who would use my body as some canvas of the damned...
I apoligize for the sub-standard quality of the pics... I don't have Fable for PC, and so instead take crappy screenshots of my television with my camera... you'll get the idea anyway...
so... first one I wanted was a Harion Shoulder tattoo...
and THIS is what I ended up with... a back full of blasted butterflies... this looks NOTHING like the card I saw...
but at least that's still better than the Dark Votex I tried to get next...
look at that! what is that? that doesn't look like anything... a swirling, scrumpy induced, blob... and I'm covered in it...
but , not one to give up when I should, I thought I'd give it another try and got the Corun Dawn...
.. to be honest, I kind of like this one... I just have no idea what it is... though I know what I paid him for... NOT THIS!... jerk...
so finally I decided to just remove all these freaky deaky designs and start fresh...
.. and ended up crawling with creepy vines... nice...
my last one before I gave up on ever being pretty again was the Howl... which left me... yes... wanting to howl...
I actually ended up with a normal looking tattoo... that I never asked for nor paid for, that was nice... as well as an additional bit of "artwork"...
... yes... my face is now not only green, but the butterflies have made a comeback in a big, big way...
I give up...
