My Wife Doesn't Moan

[Warpedhero]

My Wife Doesn't Moan

Alright I married once and my wife divorced me and got the kid. She was ugly anyways. So I got remarried to one of those market villagers and made my new home in the Demon Door in Oakfield. Then I shot her. Now I'm married to a thug and we live in Oakfield but I can't make Serenity Farm my marital home anymore. Plus whenever I have sex with my wife she is silent. It's kind of wierd having sex with your wife and having her say, "Darling, you've been good lately, so I got you this gift." What happened?

 

[CertainDeath]

Re: My Wife Doesn't Moan

Don't worry, my friend, we all go through... "dry spells"

 

[Warpedhero]

Re: My Wife Doesn't Moan

Lol. You should see my new wife. If you've just had sex with her and you ask for it again she'll say, "Well, I don't have a headache..soooo."

 

[SimonKalevra]

Re: My Wife Doesn't Moan

Did you marry a whore? cause I havent been able to find anyone who wants seconds, other than the whores

 

[Warpedhero]

Re: My Wife Doesn't Moan

Nah I married a thug. She's awesome. I got 2 kids and she never gets tired of it. She's Randy, Raunchy, and Bisexual. You should see her talking to the little girl. "I'm more of a woman than you!" lol

 

[Zarkes]

Re: My Wife Doesn't Moan

you are not pleasing enough my friends, who cares anyways you're the hero its all about you right?

 

[SnowSpire]

Re: My Wife Doesn't Moan

You must suck in the sack :S

 

[RoG iGreatGoose]

Re: My Wife Doesn't Moan

You must suck in the sack :S

That's some sick *censored*
Well I have two daughters and everytime my wife and I try to have sex I can't get any more kids. I want a damn son god darnit!

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: My Wife Doesn't Moan

dont worry, im sure its her not you.

 

[RoG iGreatGoose]

Re: My Wife Doesn't Moan

dont worry, im sure its her not you.

You're making fun of me aren't you?