OMG GUISE

[Hexen_Harlot]

OMG GUISE

I think I've found a way to break divorce! When you see on the little screenie that wife #987868769 wants to divorce you, put on your most attractive outfit and any clothe sunder her "likes" list, and go to her. Her little blob will be above the divorce sign ie she doesn't hate you enough to divorce you, so if you give her a gift or something while she's shouting at you, she suddenly shuts up and everyone's happy days.

Saying this, I don't know how long it lasts for, because I shot her in the booby for being ginger. But worth experimenting with.

 

[bumblsquat]

Re: OMG GUISE

wish I'd read this sooner, By the time I got back to her in bowerstone market her voice was being drowned out by all the other villagers who wanted to marry me. All I remember was it saying youv'e been divorced! I was like shizz...didn't even get chance to shoot her!

I shot my first wife, kind of ( I say kind of because her untimely demise was the end product of a really, REALLY bizzare hunting accident - seriously ). I still can't get over the bizzarness of it all. Mental

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: OMG GUISE

just take her out back like ol yeller.

 

[Black Phoenix]

Re: OMG GUISE

too late i kinda fed my wife to balverines when she tried to shout at me

ima gunna give this a go though

nice find Hexan!

 

[xdeathlessxone]

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hahahaha fed her to balverines, mine got killed by hollowmen when i was tryin to open that demon door by the cemetary