OMG! You can get Mallett's Mallet!

[Aruu]

I can't believe I didn't notice this before! ^_^


'Made by master blacksmith Timothy Mallett, this weapon is especially good at inflicting head trauma on smaller humanoids.'

For those who don't know, Timothy 'Timmy' Mallett was a British children's entertainer in the late eighties, early nineties, and headed a show called 'Wacaday'. One of the games was called Mallett's Mallet, in which two child contestants had to play a word association game. If they stuttered or couldn't think of a word, he'd hit them with a foam mallet.

Additionally, he touched my friend's arse when she was at university. True fact.

 

[Hhate]

Additionally, he touched my friend's arse when she was at university. True fact.

I LOL's so hard

 

[joslen1]

this weapon is especially good at inflicting head trauma on smaller humanoids.

Ahhh... i get it.

 

[DiamondFlair]

I think it took me about 10 minutes to recover from that the first time I walled into Brightwall Armoury. I kinda didnt believe it first, and though it was a coincidence till I read the script. Even my Dad who does get computer games was laughing when he saw it.

Incidently, your friend is in a rather large group I believe

 

[Aruu]

It's one of my friend's greatest achievements to date

 

[Quistrix]

Pure Epic Lulz.