This is a joke thread I hope will be funny. Basically, things happen in Fable games where no other game character would expect it. Post a situation/scenario where only a Fable I/II/III Character would be in.
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Hero: Hey babe.
Wife: Oh, I love that hat.
Hero: *Flexes Muscles*
Wife: Nice gloves!
Hero: *Strongly inhales and flexes, then slowly exhales*
Wife: Are those new trousers?
Hero: Dammit woman, I just got done beating the **** outta hollowmen, spent all my damn experience on Stength, at least notice my goddamn muscles or something, ****.
Wife: Right, nice muscles. While we're on the subject, your cock could use some Skill.
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Hero: Hey honey.
Wife: Your horns... they're gone?
Hero: Uh-oh!
Wife: You motherfucker! You've been messin' with our rent income haven't you?
Hero: Dammit, I know we need the ****in' money, but I was ugly as ****.
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Legends say the tallest man to live was the Hero of Bowerstone. Some say he shot so many birds, some say he was stretched by forces of Will, others say he shot every queer in Bloodstone.
--Not sure if you do it, but I often kill the queers in Bloodstone.
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Hero: Hey babe.
Wife: Oh, I love that hat.
Hero: *Flexes Muscles*
Wife: Nice gloves!
Hero: *Strongly inhales and flexes, then slowly exhales*
Wife: Are those new trousers?
Hero: Dammit woman, I just got done beating the **** outta hollowmen, spent all my damn experience on Stength, at least notice my goddamn muscles or something, ****.
Wife: Right, nice muscles. While we're on the subject, your cock could use some Skill.
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Hero: Hey honey.
Wife: Your horns... they're gone?
Hero: Uh-oh!
Wife: You motherfucker! You've been messin' with our rent income haven't you?
Hero: Dammit, I know we need the ****in' money, but I was ugly as ****.
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Legends say the tallest man to live was the Hero of Bowerstone. Some say he shot so many birds, some say he was stretched by forces of Will, others say he shot every queer in Bloodstone.
--Not sure if you do it, but I often kill the queers in Bloodstone.