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OXM pub games "review"
Your typical night at the pub involves talking about Eighties movies, staring but not talking to the opposite sex and eating urine-covered nuts at the bar.
At a stretch, it involves a few alcohol-fuelled games of pool and maybe drunk darts, until you're told to stop playing because the fat bloke sitting at the bar is getting bored of pulling wayward darts out his leg. It definitely doesn't involve playing Fortune's Tower, Keystone or Spinnerbox.
All of which is a long and elaborate way of saying, thanks for the idea Lionhead but this is dull. So very, very dull. Keystone is a sort of dice-based roulette, Spinnerbox is a gimped fruit machine and Fortune's Tower is... we have no idea what Fortune's Tower is. But none of those games are any fun, which is the point. You can earn gold for your Fable 2 warchest but it's little reward for the tedium you have to put in.
Fable II Pub Games is just a reminder that you'd be better off with the real thing than a tiny morsel on the side. Putting it another way, this is eating the urine-covered nuts without the night out. Boo.
Verdict:
Dull and disappointing, bring on the real thing
SCORE: 5.0
http://www.oxm.co.uk/article.php?id=5651
so, i hope they arent bad and im pretty sure they wont be cause i doubt they played it seeing nobody else did and they come out in 2 days..
Your typical night at the pub involves talking about Eighties movies, staring but not talking to the opposite sex and eating urine-covered nuts at the bar.
At a stretch, it involves a few alcohol-fuelled games of pool and maybe drunk darts, until you're told to stop playing because the fat bloke sitting at the bar is getting bored of pulling wayward darts out his leg. It definitely doesn't involve playing Fortune's Tower, Keystone or Spinnerbox.
All of which is a long and elaborate way of saying, thanks for the idea Lionhead but this is dull. So very, very dull. Keystone is a sort of dice-based roulette, Spinnerbox is a gimped fruit machine and Fortune's Tower is... we have no idea what Fortune's Tower is. But none of those games are any fun, which is the point. You can earn gold for your Fable 2 warchest but it's little reward for the tedium you have to put in.
Fable II Pub Games is just a reminder that you'd be better off with the real thing than a tiny morsel on the side. Putting it another way, this is eating the urine-covered nuts without the night out. Boo.
Verdict:
Dull and disappointing, bring on the real thing
SCORE: 5.0
http://www.oxm.co.uk/article.php?id=5651
so, i hope they arent bad and im pretty sure they wont be cause i doubt they played it seeing nobody else did and they come out in 2 days..