Pathetic Villager Story

[Mike398214]

Pathetic Villager Story

*Goes on a mass massacre at Knothle Glade...

*Kills all but a lady in the first house

*Breaks down the door

She says:
"PLEASE I AM BUT YOUR MOST HUMBLE HUMBLE MOST HUMBLE OF SERVANTS, AND WHATEVER YOU SO ASK I WILL DO FOR YOU MY LORD!..."

*"Follow"

She says:
"Sorry, I'm washing my hair..."

*SLICE..........

 

[Dark Drakan]

Re: Pathetic Villager Story

:lol: yeah they really need to use some situational AI for some parts of the game. I mean you kill someone in front of someone else they run screaming and stop like 5ft away and will talk to you happily afterwards.

 

[Steve]

Re: Pathetic Villager Story

Ha! I actually found that story quite amusing... ^_^

 

[Angel]

Re: Pathetic Villager Story

I'v lost count of the number of times I've gotten to that point......these days I just get all the women who fancy me to follow me out of the local town and then I mercilessly slaughter the lot of them and nick all their spare change....


....how dare they say no to me?!

 

[Skorm's Son]

Re: Pathetic Villager Story

I'v lost count of the number of times I've gotten to that point......these days I just get all the women who fancy me to follow me out of the local town and then I mercilessly slaughter the lot of them and nick all their spare change....


....how dare they say no to me?!

:lol: ..........ditto.

 

[emo kid]

Re: Pathetic Villager Story

happens to me all the time...