Poems

[Hermit]

Poems

Seas So Vast, Men so great!
Tides turn the waves against thine Mast,Scream out me hearties,hold up ye flask!Docking on land,I reveal my Mask.
Slaughter To Slaughter,Death To Death,are you ready,to Draw your last Breath?Your Wishes matter not,when put against Steel,evil and hatred..what a wonderfull feel!Watching the peasants,all scream and flee,gives me a feeling,of Un-limitless Glee!
So as you lie down,to rest thine head,pray while you can,cause you might wake up dead.

Found in a traders journal in Oakvale,after the raid...

I trade my goods,for it is my job.
I stay down in oakvale,for fear of the hobbe!
but I fear this was a mistake.
For now I see that things aren't so great.
Bandits come pillage and rumage my shop!
But I got away with a skip and a hop!
So here I am now,to and go from.
they hear me now,but they'll never c--....

 

[Skorm's Boss]

Re: Poems

I recently (3 years ago) started writing my own book in which there is a horrendously bad Bard, Bedevere the Bard, here are a few of his rhymes:

“Our Tale begins, much like any other,
With heroes and villains, and…..somebody’s mother”

“Though the Hero was strong
And saw many bandits hung,
He always remembered
Some flowers for him mum”


“Though the wind did howl
And his mother had kittens
The Hero was warm
In his scarf and mittens”

“The villagers gasped at how his muscles rippled,
Less pleased though, were the villains he crippled”

 

[Darg]

Re: Poems

Er... Skorm's Boss, you know, it's not too good to write your own stuff on someone else's fanfic... start your own or make an actual comment.

But that being said, I thought the rhymes (Colton's) were very good! Pretty clever I think. Are you going to write more?

 

[Hermit]

Re: Poems

probably.but gimme some time?
on and dar,i don't mind,i didn't write "my poems",i just said "poems"=)

that sounded wrong.what i meant by that was,yes,i did coem up wit hthose poems i wrote,but i didn't put "only i can put poems here"aah,better.

The Black Dog.

A little black dog,was inside a mans house.
it would scramble around,and makes sounds,of a mouse.
one day the man,was tired of it.
so he brought his watchdogs inside,and exclaimed "i've got some wit!"
so as night aproached,he lay down in his bed.
one of his dogs gnarled it's teeth,and began dripping red
the dog did bark,then yelped and fled!it's throat was torn open,and he saw,that it bled!his neighbor he did get,and a pistol he bought.
he heard the dog coming,and screamed and he fought!
he shot at it once,he shot at it twice!the ghost of the dog vanished,he shot out thrice,two seconds later,he feel to his knees,the dog tore his chest open,with the greatest of ease.

 

[Hermit]

Re: Poems

i know i shouldn't double post,but i need people to start looking at this.as i don't wanna keep double posting my poems,and if people don't comment it won't come up with "new" post,so peopel won't look at it.sorry!oh,and there is some usefullness to this ere double post.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ozFVHARov8i used this for the base of my poem.