Re: s.s
HOW TO GET THE SINGING SWORD
First off you need be sure you have a full set of the "Dress" equipment. Wearing it you have to get to Oakvale and win the Chickin' Kickin' competition to get the Chicken Hat. Whatever you do you must NOT remove it from your head! Now, if you've bought a new title you need to start a new game. I probably should've mentioned it before, but what the hell. You need the original Chicken Chaser for the trick to work.
Now for the next step go buy 10000 Rubies from any store and head for Fisherman's Creek and give all of them to the Fisherman who will give you a bucket of bait worms. Consume them all. You should now be a fat man in a pink dress wearing a chicken head hat.
Without loosing any wieght run to the Guild and talk to the Guildmaster and perform the Cooka-doodle expersion. The Guildmaster will now be reminded of his youth where he was attacked by the familiy rooster who castrated him at the age of 8 and die of an heart attack. He should now be dropping your, by now, well earned Singing Sword.
If you've read this far, congratulations, I've wasted your valuable time. There is no way to get it, I just couldn't resist when you said "no crap".