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Sam's Shop of Mystical Junkyard Garbage!
DISCLAIMER: Every Transaction is FINAL. If you did not save and you lost the Item or Someone Scammed you for the Item you just recvieved from Me then I am NOT Responsible! Also to those of you who think that I might be a Scammer, remember something I ALWAYS trade MY Items FIRST, so if you recieve them and YOU run off or log out.. just remember that you WILL be Red Listed and flagged as a Scammer. Thank you, and enjoy your browsing!
Hello there! Sam here, and do I have a story for you! It appears that my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great... *About an Hour Later* .. Uncle died and left me a wonderful Chest Stockpiled with Goodies! Being the best Trader in all the Land (Murgo's got nothing on me, Hah!) I am willing to spread these Magical and Unique Items to the World! Just make sure your Pockets aren't empty!
(Thank you Barnum for your Developified Pictures that took 3 Months each! Well worth the Gold spent!)
Here's a List of my Stock, which is ALWAYS STOCKED:
Highrollers Coat - Make yourself look Snazzy like Me! It has pockets and tons of other Doo'Hickys hanging from it just to make you look like you have a life!
Deepest Dark Chocolate - A very Rare Chocolate that's made from some body part of the Nymph! It has the power to make anyone fall immediately inlove with you One-Hundred Percent! Or so says the wrapper.
Mysterious Ring - Ah, now this is one I know you will love! This ring may look like an ordinary peice of Junk but it is infact a very magical Item! When one you care about, Loves you more than anything and they put on this Ring the Holy Gods shine down their blessings upon you! (The ring makes you 100% Good and Pure if you use it on a Villager that loves you).
Amazing Apple Pie - This scrumptious looking treat was made by the famous Baker known as Betsy Kroker, where she apparently used Will in the process of baking! This pie not only fills you up but you don't even gain a single pound! It seems you just have to use the bathroom alot (Which explains the high % of weight loss). Also it gives you the feeling like you just woke up and started a new day, you feel all rested up and are One-Hundred Precent Healthy!
Potion of Transmogrification - The bottle shape really threw me off but upon further inspection and tests into this mysterious formula, which by the way was used on Bandits so don't worry, I have come to the conclusion that you can actually change your Sex! Want to see what it's like to live like a woman for a day? Not me, cooking and cleaning and raising kids? I'd rather just sell it and leave that choice to you!
Hero Dolls - Oh yes, My Uncle did love his toys and he appears to have collected a whole set of Hero Dolls, which is odd concidering the fact that some of these look brand new. (I wonder when he died... )
Legendary Weapons Galore - Ever wanted a new and unique Sword or Pistol, How about an Axe or a Blunderbuss? Well I have them all Every Variety of Weapon you can think of, give or take a few.. since these weapons are truly Unique! Take your pick just don't hurt yourself browsing the wares! (I carry all the Normal Legendary Weapons, The Championship Cutlass, The Championship Pistol, and The Wreckager.)
Potions of Life - Who says the Water Bucket of Youth doesn't exist?! I say it does and I have proof! Drinking this potion extends your years, but doesn't do anything for your looks sadly..
Chicken Suit - What fun it is to scare the daylights out of an Oakfield farmer by making them think they have a mutated peice of poultry! Try it, it's devilish fun!
Books - Oh yes, I've got them, every one of these buggers is unique! Some are so great that the Bowerstone Library won't leave me alone about them, But alas here I am turning down Hundreds upon Thousands of Gold just to supply them to you! (All Dog Books, Emotion Books, and Murgo's Big Book of Trading.)
Normal Weapons - Need a Normal Weapon with one or two Augment Slotifications?! I've got 'em, Look no further as you will be amazed with what you can do to these fine peices of Equiptment!
Augments - What kind of Trader would I be if I didn't supply you with the finest Augments in the Land! Very handy when you need a good power boost in your swing or shot to get the Job done!
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SPECIAL OFFERS:
Completionist Package: 10 Million Gold
Box of Secrets Package: 5 Million Gold
Clothing Packages: 500 - 3,000 Gold
Buy One Get Two Free Deal (For Weapons): 10,000 Gold
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Now that you've browsed all of my wares! If you wish to purchase something, I take anything you want to offer! Just be reasonable.. Last time I said that I got screwed out of a Mask that was red and white that whispered to me, kind of creepy really, for some Peanuts... BUT! If you think my wares are to die for, Just ask this guy! He agrees!
( By the Light Barnum you are a Genious! )
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PEOPLE IN DEBT:
NOONE - Let's keep it this way, shall we?
RED LIST:
NOONE - Thank God...
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NOTE: I am to only be used as a last resort so not to steal anyone elses profits. If you cannot absolutely find something in here, come to me. If I could have this stickied, I'm always in stock with pretty much everything. Trust me If It's not listed here, I most likely still have it. (With the exception of Hals Armor and Sword)
ALSO DLC ITEMS CANNOT BE TRADED MINUS A FEW EXCEPTIONS!
DISCLAIMER: Every Transaction is FINAL. If you did not save and you lost the Item or Someone Scammed you for the Item you just recvieved from Me then I am NOT Responsible! Also to those of you who think that I might be a Scammer, remember something I ALWAYS trade MY Items FIRST, so if you recieve them and YOU run off or log out.. just remember that you WILL be Red Listed and flagged as a Scammer. Thank you, and enjoy your browsing!
Hello there! Sam here, and do I have a story for you! It appears that my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great... *About an Hour Later* .. Uncle died and left me a wonderful Chest Stockpiled with Goodies! Being the best Trader in all the Land (Murgo's got nothing on me, Hah!) I am willing to spread these Magical and Unique Items to the World! Just make sure your Pockets aren't empty!
(Thank you Barnum for your Developified Pictures that took 3 Months each! Well worth the Gold spent!)
Here's a List of my Stock, which is ALWAYS STOCKED:
Highrollers Coat - Make yourself look Snazzy like Me! It has pockets and tons of other Doo'Hickys hanging from it just to make you look like you have a life!
Deepest Dark Chocolate - A very Rare Chocolate that's made from some body part of the Nymph! It has the power to make anyone fall immediately inlove with you One-Hundred Percent! Or so says the wrapper.
Mysterious Ring - Ah, now this is one I know you will love! This ring may look like an ordinary peice of Junk but it is infact a very magical Item! When one you care about, Loves you more than anything and they put on this Ring the Holy Gods shine down their blessings upon you! (The ring makes you 100% Good and Pure if you use it on a Villager that loves you).
Amazing Apple Pie - This scrumptious looking treat was made by the famous Baker known as Betsy Kroker, where she apparently used Will in the process of baking! This pie not only fills you up but you don't even gain a single pound! It seems you just have to use the bathroom alot (Which explains the high % of weight loss). Also it gives you the feeling like you just woke up and started a new day, you feel all rested up and are One-Hundred Precent Healthy!
Potion of Transmogrification - The bottle shape really threw me off but upon further inspection and tests into this mysterious formula, which by the way was used on Bandits so don't worry, I have come to the conclusion that you can actually change your Sex! Want to see what it's like to live like a woman for a day? Not me, cooking and cleaning and raising kids? I'd rather just sell it and leave that choice to you!
Hero Dolls - Oh yes, My Uncle did love his toys and he appears to have collected a whole set of Hero Dolls, which is odd concidering the fact that some of these look brand new. (I wonder when he died... )
Legendary Weapons Galore - Ever wanted a new and unique Sword or Pistol, How about an Axe or a Blunderbuss? Well I have them all Every Variety of Weapon you can think of, give or take a few.. since these weapons are truly Unique! Take your pick just don't hurt yourself browsing the wares! (I carry all the Normal Legendary Weapons, The Championship Cutlass, The Championship Pistol, and The Wreckager.)
Potions of Life - Who says the Water Bucket of Youth doesn't exist?! I say it does and I have proof! Drinking this potion extends your years, but doesn't do anything for your looks sadly..
Chicken Suit - What fun it is to scare the daylights out of an Oakfield farmer by making them think they have a mutated peice of poultry! Try it, it's devilish fun!
Books - Oh yes, I've got them, every one of these buggers is unique! Some are so great that the Bowerstone Library won't leave me alone about them, But alas here I am turning down Hundreds upon Thousands of Gold just to supply them to you! (All Dog Books, Emotion Books, and Murgo's Big Book of Trading.)
Normal Weapons - Need a Normal Weapon with one or two Augment Slotifications?! I've got 'em, Look no further as you will be amazed with what you can do to these fine peices of Equiptment!
Augments - What kind of Trader would I be if I didn't supply you with the finest Augments in the Land! Very handy when you need a good power boost in your swing or shot to get the Job done!
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SPECIAL OFFERS:
Completionist Package: 10 Million Gold
20 Pure Experience Extract Potions, 20 Undiluted Will Potions, 20 Expert Skill Potions, 20 Thunder Strength Potions, Every Available Emotion Book, Every Available Dog Trick Book, and Every Dog Improvement Book (Dogs of War & Treasure Hunting Volumes 1 - 4).
Box of Secrets Package: 5 Million Gold
2 Table Wine, Pure Experience Extract Potion, Pretty Necklace, Monk Robes, "Marriage And How To Survive It", Diamond, Eternal Love Ring, 2 Lutes, 3 Crunchy Chicks, 2 "Murgo's Big Book Of Trading", Regal Purple Dye, 2 Puny Carrots, and 2 Crucible Peanuts.
Clothing Packages: 500 - 3,000 Gold
I have every FULL Outfit.
Buy One Get Two Free Deal (For Weapons): 10,000 Gold
Everytime you buy a Weapon with 2 Augment Slots, you will get 2 Augments absolutely free! Also the best part is, YOU get to choose which Augments you want!
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Now that you've browsed all of my wares! If you wish to purchase something, I take anything you want to offer! Just be reasonable.. Last time I said that I got screwed out of a Mask that was red and white that whispered to me, kind of creepy really, for some Peanuts... BUT! If you think my wares are to die for, Just ask this guy! He agrees!
( By the Light Barnum you are a Genious! )
===========================================
PEOPLE IN DEBT:
NOONE - Let's keep it this way, shall we?
RED LIST:
NOONE - Thank God...
======================================================
NOTE: I am to only be used as a last resort so not to steal anyone elses profits. If you cannot absolutely find something in here, come to me. If I could have this stickied, I'm always in stock with pretty much everything. Trust me If It's not listed here, I most likely still have it. (With the exception of Hals Armor and Sword)
ALSO DLC ITEMS CANNOT BE TRADED MINUS A FEW EXCEPTIONS!
