Sparkling Poop

[cheezMcNASTY]

Literally.

The slang phrase “he’s got money coming out the wazoo” is actually pretty accurate thanks to these golden pills. Apparently they have been around for a few years now but I somehow missed it. If you got money to **** out, this product right here is your golden ticket. Dubbed as the Gold Pill, it’s a capsule pill that has been dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf.
Besides making your poop sparkle, there really is not point to this product. If you got $425 to digest, I say go for it.

http://www.unfinishedman.com/golden-pill-makes-your-poop-glitter/

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

 

[Quistrix]

Well, that's my Christmas sorted.

I'm gonna slide down some chimney and leave sparkly presents under the tree.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

I hope these break inside someone, shredding their insides.

Happy Holidays.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

Why...just why?

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Haha thats f*cking gold! Eh eh..

 

[Hermit]

oh jeezum lord mercy

thank you
I have been looking for a product like this my whole life
praise jeesus

now I can sparkle inside and out

thank you cheez

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

oh jeezum lord mercy

thank you
I have been looking for a product like this my whole life
praise jeesus

now I can sparkle inside and out

thank you cheez

Can you sparkle inside of me?