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"Tanned" Son.

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"Tanned" Son.

Me (White) + Wife (White) = Black Son?

Wtf.

I do have one theory. My wife is a whore but I don't see many black men in Bloodstone? Maybe he's a "Travelling Merchant" also known as a Gypsy.
 

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Re: "Tanned" Son.

maybe, as says the great My Name is Earl, you had a white albino baby :O
 

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Urahara;275131 said:
maybe, as says the great My Name is Earl, you had a white albino baby :O

Yeah, that shows awesome. He's really annoying too.
"Are we moving Dad? I like our house. I want to move. Where have you been? Killing monsters? Can I come next time? Please?"

He just wont.. shut up.
 

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Re: "Tanned" Son.

LOL yeah, anyway. It could be 'bad' programming or whatever, or your wife is cheating :O
 

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Urahara;275139 said:
LOL yeah, anyway. It could be 'bad' programming or whatever, or your wife is cheating :O

Yeah. As I said, she's a whore but I've only ever seen black women, trying to sell me Clothes and Potions in Fairfax Gardens and asking me to marry them...

I really just don't know. Maybe births are just random because I don't think NPCs can cheat on you.
 

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o yeah, click my egg and I'll +rep you :)
 

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Urahara;275143 said:
o yeah, click my egg and I'll +rep you :)

O..k
I clicked it..
 

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Re: "Tanned" Son.

cheerz, +rep

And I believe you can get cheated on by your wife/husband.
 

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Re: "Tanned" Son.

Your wife is a cheating slag. Stab her in the face and marry someone else.
 

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way-to be subtle :D
 

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Re: "Tanned" Son.

Its random programming, some people have white children go to the spire and come back to a "tanned" child instead... its when a female hero has a tanned child that really disturbs me... like how the hell dont you know about that!
 

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Re: "Tanned" Son.

:O

your wife survived long enough to have a kid? but..... how?
 

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TJ Griffin;275260 said:
:O

your wife survived long enough to have a kid? but..... how?

Well, I married her. Got jiggaay with it. Had a kid. Married someone else. Spent time with them. Came back. Black baby. Shot my wife.
 

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Zjuggernaut;275306 said:
Well, I married her. Got jiggaay with it. Had a kid. Married someone else. Spent time with them. Came back. Black baby. Shot my wife.

oh i see. with me its usually like this: marry, she annoys me, shot.

lol i shot my wife in the castle and my 3 kids just walked out single file like they didnt care. i followed them out it was funny "oh well, mommys dead. daddy shot her right in front of me and im not tramatised at all. la de da de da".
 

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Re: "Tanned" Son.

Do your kids not get taken from you if their mum dies?
 

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they did, but first they waked out like nothing happened. :lol:
 

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ha nice xD
 

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Re: "Tanned" Son.

You've obviously got a recessive black gene, which both of your parents had too.

PS. Everyone Click my Signature.
 

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your wife got screwed by a "Tanned" Guy so you are screwed to now you'll need to kill her :)

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First you take her to court! Like a gentleman...
 
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