The mouse returns...

[Quistrix]

So a few years I heard this weird scratching noise around the area of my wardrobe, now everyone in my house thought I was insane, you know hearing things no-one else could here. I was convinced it was a f*cking mouse. Now I usually love animals but this mouse infuriated me. I began a personal vendetta on him/her by sending both my cats in every so often until it got the message, it must of done because for about 2-3 years there had been no sign of the damn thing. Then at about 5am today I fecking heard the scratching. Now granted I now only have one cat as one passed away late last year but the thing must have about 1 braincell. As the cat that is still living is the violent killer of the two. Good luck I say to the mouse. The vendetta begins...

 

[Angel]

We had a "thing" that lived under our stairs and ate christmas trees. I called it The General because it could only have been some giant cluckoff spider since there were no holes or droppings or anything else to indicate rodents.

I miss The General...

 

[El Mosqueton]

Chances are, it's a new mouse, perhaps the offspring of your nemesis.

We had a "thing" that lived under our stairs and ate christmas trees. I called it The General because it could only have been some giant cluckoff spider since there were no holes or droppings or anything else to indicate rodents.

I miss The General...

Eww. I HATE spiders

 

[Quistrix]

Chances are, it's a new mouse, perhaps the offspring of your nemesis.

Offspring of my nemesis indeed. Seeking valiant revenge perhaps?

Eww. I HATE spiders

Ooh ye big girl.
:w00t:

 

[SimonKalevra]

It's not a mouse, it's a SPIDER-MONKEY!

I've had a mouse in my room when I was around 16 years old. I ate a lot of chips back then and I guess that's what attracted the mouse.
I caught it one time when it had sealed itself in a bag of chips and couldn't get up.

 

[El Mosqueton]

Ooh ye big girl.

You can't tell me they arent horrid. With those eyes and fangs and legs and minuscule hair and their webs...I got goosebumps just by writing this post. I also believe I may have a slight level of Arachnophobia, considering I cannot see a picture of one for a very long time without forcing myself to close the book.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

if there is anything you should have learned from this thread so far, it's that you should call it harry potter.

 

[Quistrix]

You can't tell me they arent horrid. With those eyes and fangs and legs and minuscule hair and their webs...I got goosebumps just by writing this post. I also believe I may have a slight level of Arachnophobia, considering I cannot see a picture of one for a very long time without forcing myself to close the book.

if there is anything you should have learned from this thread so far, it's that you should call it harry potter.

Actually I've name it Britney Spears as it's the second worst comeback I've experienced.

 

[El Mosqueton]

Actually I've name it Britney Spears as it's the second worst comeback I've experienced.

Coincidentally, Spider-Man. along with Ironman are my favorite superheroes.

 

[Quistrix]

Here is an artist's rendition of what the suspected mouse that is under my wardrobe looks like...

Spoiler

 

[Necromancer]

Eww. I HATE spiders

I hate them more.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

on the plus side, it's probably only got 2-3 years to live.
but if it procreates then you'll really be ****ed.

whatever you do, do NOT read Rats in the Walls by H.P. Lovecraft.
*queue Cthulhu cult*

 

[queenofdisco]

I love spiders ^.^

But err on topic, I had a mouse once, I got one of the plugs that makes a ultra sonic noise never heard or seen its **** again.... But you know it could be a different mouse queeny...

 

[Quistrix]

on the plus side, it's probably only got 2-3 years to live.
but if it procreates then you'll really be f*****.

Yes, but if that happens, I'll use it to my advantage. I've always wanted to own a pet shop...

But err on topic, I had a mouse once, I got one of the plugs that makes a ultra sonic noise never heard or seen its s*** again....

My violent, savage saber tooth cat usually does the job well enough...

But you know it could be a different mouse queeny...

Yes I'm well aware it's a different mouse...the originals osspring most likely seeking revenge for its Papa.