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Quistrix

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lol
 
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So single women in my area really do want to talk to me!? :w00t:
 
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But what if I'm also a troll and I want to meet under a bridge??
 
Then you'll enjoy a very nice evening consisting of a three-course meal.

Rock entrées, followed by salted rock with a generous portion of moss & mushrooms, finally for desert an exquisite pebble tart with lava sauce. With hobbe finger-sticks for dipping.

And to drink the finest honeyed mead, with genuine lime stone leaves as garnish.

After the dinner together, you murder a family of six and eat their bones as a final late night snack. As you walk along the coast. Then each depart back to your own bridges, reflecting on a lovely night.

But they don't call you, and you never hear from them again.
 
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Damn you've really been busy since I last spoke to you huh? Started a whole dating service for trolls. Are goblins included too? I may know a few.