The reason you beat you partner to death

[Lionheart]

The reason you beat you partner to death

So this is the thread were we discuss the serious issues of why you beat your spouse seemingly witless before sliding on to the next thing that catches our eye and gaining dowry of each one please share your stories here

Have fun ^_^

 

[Warpedhero]

Re: The reason you beat you partner to death

Well, whenever I beat my wife on the game, it's usually because she's going out for a beer alone, without me, and when I get home she's nearly drunk.

 

[Rodeck]

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Angry sex.

'Nuff said.

 

[TRA Rotid]

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I have never beaten my wife, that`s just rude and violent (obviously).

 

[Lionheart]

Re: The reason you beat you partner to death

Angry sex.

'Nuff said.

LOL ok then ^ so your telling me you never hit you partner in fable1 :O

 

[TRA Rotid]

Re: The reason you beat you partner to death

I can`t remember. I think i punched her a couple of times after I gave her presents and we still weren`t in the bed... yet, it worked.

 

[Rodeck]

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Oh....you meant in-game...

Can I change my answer?

 

[Steve]

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Good answers, Rodeck! +rep

 

[happie]

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if i ever beat my wife it would be becuase she got me cheap presents while i go out and buy her everything that i can buy which is albion and she never says thanks :'(

 

[Angel]

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I beat her for the money - if she divorces you, you lose cash. Not having any of that nonsense...

 

[Belladonna]

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She said she was going to run away with the potions vendor. I kid you not. It was so "out of the blue" too. It was bad karma. I punched her, she divorced me, and all of a sudden I had a rental property and a small set of horns on my face. It was not a good day in Oakvale.

 

[poopgod350]

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lol^nice

 

[andythegill]

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"Get me a wedding ring" is as far as she gets.

 

[poopgod350]

Re: The reason you beat you partner to death

to try to kill my bowerstone wife.

 

[seress]

Re: The reason you beat you partner to death

...when she starts asking for a "simple new dress".

 

[Lionheart]

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...when she starts asking for a "simple new dress".

^ lol i feel sorry for your wife i really do lol I hated it when she gets lovey dovey "i do love you you know" "im so glad were married" She stopped doing it when i intrduced her to mr slous greatsword ^_^ He really got on with her face

 

[Skorm's Boss]

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for having a sexy voice when I was wowing her and the going all "ello my darling" on me the minute we were married!

 

[seress]

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I prefer the better singing wives. "This kind of joy even Jack can't destroy." "Oh I'm tired. Care to join me?"

The other type is just plain annoying. "I'm off to bed. You're gonna follow?"

 

[SilentFilmStar]

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I was so evil in this game, but I could NOT find it in me to hit my fake wife in the game. I don't know why, I could kill lots of innocent people for fun and steal everything in the game, but couldnt hit my wife.
She always said, "I love you""I really love you""I hope we can stay this happy for ever".
I guess it just reflects how I feel in real life (not that I kill innocent people or steal. lol).

 

[Braxxis]

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Because Lady Grey is an evil, murdering sea dragon and is only as good as the 15,000 dollar dowry that she stuffs up her blouse.... basically