The three closest objects to your left are your weapons in a zombie outbreak

[Dark Drakan]

Pint Glass
Beer can
Mug

Says a lot about my night so far...

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

i-pad
Fork
Wine glass

 

[This is my Albion]

Aero
dvds
magic eight ball

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

A half-empty can of Mountain Dew.
A left computer speaker.
A cheap acoustic guitar.

 

[Lenop]

Interesting thread. I'd have to say that in the event of a sudden zombie infection, I am most likely screwed.
To my left I have:
Flashlight.
Batteries, not the kind the flashlight uses.
Needle nose pliers.

I can be the small weaselly guy who fixes stuff after people start colonizing and rebuilding.

 

[Necromancer]

Gum
Lighter
Snail

Yes, a snail.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Cell phone
Paper towels
Easy Mac

Snail

Yes, a snail.

Oh, so snails are just objects to you, are they?
Barbarian.

 

[Necromancer]

Oh, so snails are just objects to you, are they?
Barbarian.

They are when they're made of glass.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Bottle of Absinthe
Camera
Bed

Sounds kinda like a porno

 

[Dark Drakan]

Clock
Bottle
360 Controller

 

[SonofRaiden]

Blonde male Caucasian
Pen
Spiral Notebook

 

[Dark Drakan]

Tape Gun
Highlighter Pen
Label Machine

 

[SonofRaiden]

have fun labelling zombies

Inflatable Girlfriend
Real Girlfriend
KY Jelly

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

1. A plate - minus 1 cinnamon roll
2. The latest Rolling Stone magazine - Featuring Daniel Craig on the cover for Skyfall which I will be seeing in a few short hours.
3. My warm, fuzzy, and badass winter jacket.

 

[Lenop]

1. Pair of Kevlar jeans.
2. Really big fishing knife.
3. Tic Tacs. Because bad breath means you're no better than a zombie.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

1. A sploof
2. A charging cell phone (h4x for infinite phone battery, duh noobs)
3. A mostly-empty coffee pot full of delicious lukewarm coffee.

I think we can all see where this is going.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Smoked Cheez, exactly

 

[Lenop]

1. Stick of gum.
2. Duct tape.
3. Wirecutter.

Dunno.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Air
Air
Air
I'm f*cked

 

[Dark Drakan]

Cat, Dog and a pillow, id fancy my chances actually because my dogs a brute and my cats a hell demon... no she really is. Id just have to lie down on the pillow and watch them work.