Timmmmeee tooooooooo say gooooooodbyyyyyye!

[ScareCrowReturn]

You know.. Like that song? Alright, lets cut the sh*t.

Im moving places, got a new job, as a Cave guide, or should I say a Guardian from Creepers, ManBearPig and Cave Hitlers?

Anyway, Internet, non-exsistant down there.. buuuut I'll hopefully get it up and running, or steal someones, and I may come back home every now and then when I have work off.

But until then, Its been more then a pleasure to spend my waking hours with you sad lot of people!

 

[Dark Drakan]

Have a good time Adam, sounds like your ideal job. When I first read the title I thought whos Timmie?

You have always made it back here in the past no matter the situation so im sure you will be back. Pretty sure we could be in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and you would still be updating everyone on it on here.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Wait, are you offering me a job as the Zombie Apocalypse Communications Informant?


I'll take it!

 

[Purple Nurple]

see you later handsome

 

[Quistrix]

It's the smell isn't it?

You're leaving because of the smell.

My bad.

 

[Angel]

I wondered who timmy was too...

Well go on then, leave us.

See if I care.

See if I even notice when you've gone.

See if I turn to any number of shallow and deeply destructive vices in order to fill the gaping void your departure leaves in my life.

See if I stand at the top of multistory carparks and wonder whether I can fly far enough to reach you wherever you are.

See if I make a mix tape of our favourite songs and play it over and over and over again.

See if I commit suicide only to fail and be nursed back to health by some weirdo who looks just like you so we fall in love and run away together.

See if my family is then torn apart by your selfishness at leaving that forced me to run away with aforementioned weirdo.

See if every Christmas is one big abandonment issue for my three children and Steve.

See if 30 years down the line, my life has crumbled into a heap, my nurse has left me, I've nowhere to go and I'm just shuffling along at the age of 60, wearing a rain mac and pushing a shopping trolley full of junk down the street.

JUST YOU THINK ABOUT THAT!

:'(

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

^ Were those your vowels?

 

[This is my Albion]

Good luck in your new location




Careful of the dragons though. They might put a stop to your nekkid kayaking days.

 

[Daniel Ray]

Awwww... And I was just about to come over to your place and steal your internet and Jack Daniels.

 

[Gikoku]

Anyway, Internet, non-exsistant down there.. buuuut I'll hopefully get it up and running, or steal someones, and I may come back home every now and then when I have work off.

By any means necessary.

I know who you are and I know where you live. If you don't come back, I will find your ass and drag you back. All enter, none leave. Remember that.