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tomb raider reveiw
in reveiwing tomb raider anniversy with relying on cheap laughs but since i always strive to challenge myself i'm going to try to do this without mentioning female breasts.with that in mind,lets get rolling.the original tomb raiders were made by core desing but they basically made the same game 6 times but each with a broader definition of the word tomb and the series practically died with age of darkness but an american company were'nt about to let something so popular with sweaty 13 year old boys with holes in their pockets die so they swore to make it right this time wich as insults go,is right up there with slapping you in the bals with your own dead dog.maybe it's just me but the developer change seems to have brought a few changes in laura repetour for example she would respond to a big muscley texan vaguely flirtashishly but in this one she has the hollywood tough gal coldness.cause we all know action oriented women munch more carpet than a crappy vaccuum cleaner.for the most part though it's really the same levels with more puzzles to show off laura's new moves,but no worries fans of the old ones she's still handles like a cow in a super market trolly.for example when i tried to jump to another ledge to late to discover i was a few degree's off and could helplessly watch as laura ragdollized on jagged rocks.it came to the point when i was glad whenever it happenedd as just punishment for not following my instructions the right way.the camera would swing around
to show off laura's butt and her b-i mean...arms.it takes me back to when i was 10 and would back her up into a corner to get the best veiw of her juicy....thighs.i'm judgementally bious agenst it because it's a remake and i think remakes are bloody stupid.it's not hard to think of new ideas,here's an example,a race of boob people find set outon a boob armada to find a new boob-world.bossom knockers jugs jubblies milk factories yonkers breasts breastacles melons fun bags STONKING GREAT TITS.
in reveiwing tomb raider anniversy with relying on cheap laughs but since i always strive to challenge myself i'm going to try to do this without mentioning female breasts.with that in mind,lets get rolling.the original tomb raiders were made by core desing but they basically made the same game 6 times but each with a broader definition of the word tomb and the series practically died with age of darkness but an american company were'nt about to let something so popular with sweaty 13 year old boys with holes in their pockets die so they swore to make it right this time wich as insults go,is right up there with slapping you in the bals with your own dead dog.maybe it's just me but the developer change seems to have brought a few changes in laura repetour for example she would respond to a big muscley texan vaguely flirtashishly but in this one she has the hollywood tough gal coldness.cause we all know action oriented women munch more carpet than a crappy vaccuum cleaner.for the most part though it's really the same levels with more puzzles to show off laura's new moves,but no worries fans of the old ones she's still handles like a cow in a super market trolly.for example when i tried to jump to another ledge to late to discover i was a few degree's off and could helplessly watch as laura ragdollized on jagged rocks.it came to the point when i was glad whenever it happenedd as just punishment for not following my instructions the right way.the camera would swing around
to show off laura's butt and her b-i mean...arms.it takes me back to when i was 10 and would back her up into a corner to get the best veiw of her juicy....thighs.i'm judgementally bious agenst it because it's a remake and i think remakes are bloody stupid.it's not hard to think of new ideas,here's an example,a race of boob people find set outon a boob armada to find a new boob-world.bossom knockers jugs jubblies milk factories yonkers breasts breastacles melons fun bags STONKING GREAT TITS.
