Want Every Bethesda Game They'll Ever Make? Better Start Making A Baby....

[mjmarin12]

Bonuses for pre-ordering a game are a nice incentive, but how long are you really going to use that tote bag or exclusive in-game costume? Bethesda wants to ensure that you remember Skyrim, so they want a member of your family named after it. According to their blog, Bethesda will be giving an "unknown reward" to anyone who gives birth to a child named Dovahkiin on the game's release date (11/11/11).

"Disclaimer: Any reward for completing this quest will not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could — and probably will — endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting. You may gain experience points for completing this quest, but you will not care at 3am on a work night. Completion of this quest may also result in decreased desire to play video games and/or function as a human being. Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there."

Pete Hines has now tweeted specifics on the reward. If someone actually does this, they'll get free codes for every Bethesda game ever on Steam. This includes all of their games from the past and those that will come out in the future.

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Hmm, have sex, be rewarded with a lifetime supply of video games from a great company...Time for me to become a teen pregnancy case!

 

[L0ki]

I'm so doing this.

 

[Gikoku]

A nice deal there. I would, but... I'm not ready yet..

Hmm..

Quick Sharon! Name your baby Dovahkiin and give me the key, I swear I'll pay you back. Plus you can always change the name later.

 

[droded]

Challenge accepted.

 

[Dark Drakan]

I read this yesterday and it made me laugh, wonder what the prize/reward is.

 

[mjmarin12]

I read this yesterday and it made me laugh, wonder what the prize/reward is.

Pete Hines has now tweeted specifics on the reward. If someone actually does this, they'll get free codes for every Bethesda game ever on Steam. This includes all of their games from the past and those that will come out in the future

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

Who's gotta uterus I can borrow?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

not worth it. most kids already hate their parents enough :lol:

i remember reading about a couple around the time Star Wars Episode 1 came out who named their boy Anakin. he has to live with being called "Annie" until he's reached the age of consent and can legally get it changed. by my calculations he still hasn't reached it.

 

[L0ki]

not worth it. most kids already hate their parents enough :lol:

i remember reading about a couple around the time Star Wars Episode 1 came out who named their boy Anakin. he has to live with being called "Annie" until he's reached the age of consent and can legally get it changed. by my calculations he still hasn't reached it.

But Anakin was the chosen one who brought balance to the Force.

 

[El Mosqueton]

Absolutely not worth it.
Still naming my kid Robocop though.