What would you do in this situation....

[FableFreak]

What would you do in this situation....

So, here's the situation. You're inside a gym that has no athletic equipment, pretty much just a basketball court. Nothing to pick up. Your wearing regular street clothes, which for right now just consider "regular" jeans and a t-shirt. The only thing in your pocket is a cellphone, and a wallet.

Now, let's say there is an unlimited amount of 8 year old kids that will enter the gym and try to take you down by just overpowering you. You can't escape, you have to last as long as you can. How many could you take on before you were eventually overpowered? How would you react to this situation?

The kids come in waves, with an increasing number each time. Let's just say after each wave that the number is increased by 5.

I think I could take about 30 kids before I became too tired to fight anymore. By then they'd probably have me on the ground and choking me. I'd probably peg one of them in the face with my cell phone also, just for laughs.


Discuss.

 

[droded]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

Wtf? No 8 year old kid could over power me... Unless they are huge and pumped on steroids or something.

Anyway I'd beat them all up then to the entrance where they come out of, wait there till the next wave and run in by trampling on them.

Or I'd just fight them whilst on the phone to the police?

 

[Vegeta]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

Yeah...

Are you speaking from expierience?

Lol







I think I could take on maybe 20 maybe 30... depends on how tough they are lol

 

[FableFreak]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

Wtf? No 8 year old kid could over power me... Unless they are huge and pumped on steroids or something.

Anyway I'd beat them all up then to the entrance where they come out of, wait there till the next wave and run in by trampling on them.

Or I'd just fight them whilst on the phone to the police?

Did you happen to see the part where it said you can't escape? You are in there until you die, or are rescued. Droded, I've seen pictures of you before... Let me say I'm sure you could take on an 8 year old or two, but not with one hand...

 

[Hexadecimal]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

I hate kids...

... can I bounce them around like bouncy, bouncy basketballs and shoot baskets with them?

... can I call someone and ask them what the hell I'm doing in a gym with no athletic equipment? or perhaps why a bunch of stupid kids would want to come hang out in a gym with no athletic equipment?

... can I take a picture of them with the camera on my cellphone and send it to the protesters out front of the abortion clinic and ask them if this is the world they want to live in?

... can I put my money in one kids pocket, throw him up in the basket, and then wait for the rest to savagely tear him down in a mad fight to the death for my last 5 dollars?

... can I just call a damn cab and head to the bar?

 

[FableFreak]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

Sure Hex, do whatever you want in that own little world of yours...

 

[Hexadecimal]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

Sure Hex, do whatever you want in that own little world of yours...

oky doky ^_^

you can come too, if you like, Brian :w00t:

 

[Sephiroxas]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

:lol: :lol: I'd probably start screaming or try and tickle them to death. XD

I don't think I'd last very long.

 

[RuneMaster]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

Well Id aim for their vitals to take as many out as quickly as possible. Punch em in the throat, kicks to the skull, headbutts, mabey even toss them at each other. But I have low endurance so I wouldnt be able to do that for long. . . I dunno 25-35 I guess. . . Hard to determine. Im gonna go pick some fights at my nephews school to get some practice.

 

[FableFreak]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

I'd use a dead kid as a blunt weapon, maybe cover my self in blood and go ape-sh*t/spartan on them...

No, I'd pull a Brettonian, the Bretons (Early inhabitants of England) would chop the heads off their fallen enemies and cover the heads in Quicklime and then hurl them at other enemies. That would be crazy...

 

[darthlime101]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!:devil:

I could probably take on 30. Then I would start to lose and then I would give up.

 

[FableFreak]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

300 Members​

1,000,000 8 year olds against 300 members of an online Fable website. They are outnumbered, but not out-crazed. Yes, these are no ordinary forum members, they are the most insane on the internet, and they will do anything to survive in an empty gym with noting to defend themselves with but 300 cellphones and wallets...

 

[RuneMaster]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

300 Members​

1,000,000 8 year olds against 300 members of an online Fable website. They are outnumbered, but not out-crazed. Yes, these are no ordinary forum members, they are the most insane on the internet, and they will do anything to survive in an empty gym with noting to defend themselves with but 300 cellphones and wallets...

Heck Yeah! Ill rip the little tards arms off and duel wield them for the glory of this forum!!!

 

[Vegeta]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

KICK EM IN THE NADS BEVIS!

 

[Angel]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

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[droded]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

Hmm ok... How about, same situation except you're this guy?

Spoiler

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

It wouldn't matter how many kids there were at a time, just back yourself up in a corner and you will always face like three kids at a time, no matter what their total is. Now, I can assure you all I would have alot of trouble killing another human being, let alone a kid... but if I didn't have those mental "locks", killing a little brat wouldn't be too hard, even if bare-handed.



Kick them in the gut, crush their skull while they are down with one or two decisive stomps ect ect...


Also, unless they go all zombie-like and start biting your neck and all that, I'd doubt a 8-years-old could actually kill me. They'd be too weak to strangle you, for example and without any kind of weapon.....

 

[FableFreak]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

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I don't fear the social services - the social services fear ME!

 

[droded]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

I don't fear the social services - the social services fear ME!

In Soviet Russia, the Social Services fear YOU!

 

[WaTeRwInGs]

Re: What would you do in this situation....

When I read the scenario, I pictured me surrounded by thousands of little kids. Then when they all charge at me, some heavy metal music starts playing randomly so I get pumped up. Then, I start my Jackie Chan combo attacks and own them all! lol...

But, ya, I could probably take alot out. I have a good amount of endurance, so I would beat one kid up, grab him, and just keep swinging him around in circles knocking everyone to the ground who gets to close...yup, thats me! :lol: