Why do female characters look like ****?

[Teeem3000]

Why do female characters look like ****?

My brother's wife has been playing Fable 2 on my xbox 360, and of course she's playing a female. So after about 10 or so hours of playing she turns to me and all mad at me says, "Why am I being punished for getting better in this game?"

So I'm like what. Her character is huge and ugly. I mean I have all my stats maxed for my "Conan" character and she's big then him. Is this some running joke at Lionhead with females? It's either look like ****, or have zero strength and accuracy? I mean come on! Then she went to the stylist and got a handlebar mustache and she looked like a man. 5 stars should make you look big, but even 2 or 3 and they're completely out of proportion. It's stupid. I've seen some pretty ripped chicks, and they can be very sexy too. Why would any woman want to play the game just to have a character that looks like a dude. Why not play with a male.

Why can't my male get that big? WTF, Lionhead? Glad I don't play with females. Talk about alienating a group of people. I gues the female character was tested by males, with big(and I mean big), ugly(and I mean ugly) wives.

 

[moonfever]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

She must have maxed out the wrong things. I play a girl and mine is always tall and thin. I also live on celery.

 

[laharl]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

mine has dark skin. i want it to look like my sister

 

[moonfever]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

mine has dark skin. i want it to look like my sister

Are you playing good or evil?

 

[laharl]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

evil..... shes evel :ermm:

 

[moonfever]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

evil..... shes evel :ermm:

That's why the dark skin. I play good, and my skin is normal.

 

[laharl]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

ill start a new slot, and be a good girl

 

[moonfever]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

ill start a new slot, and be a good girl

Good idea, and stick to skills, not physic, except maybe one.^_^
And celery, lots of celery.

 

[laharl]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

but i need a big health bar

 

[Minorthreat]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

Yeah it was a different way of doing things this time around. I usually don't go for more than 2 points in strength anymore whether male or female. It's just a bit much. Poorly done really, being strong makes you almost look fat. It's workable though. Sure you can't max out everything, you have to pick and choose to get the look you want. Just compensate with weapons and augments. Fights are a joke in this game anyway, so don't worry about handi-capping yourself.

 

[moonfever]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

but i need a big health bar

Try to get some Potions of Life. Use one in different parts of the game. Also I max out brutal styles, speed, and aim.
The flurries are amazing in this game.

 

[Zarkes]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

I make 0 strength and full accuracy I love having this skinny gaint chick.

 

[moonfever]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

I make 0 strength and full accuracy I love having this skinny gaint chick.

Yeah, me to. She certainly gets tall. But she's fast, and can't be beaten. I max out speed, too.

 

[Arld]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

Bah... slim and tall.
Mine's slim and small.

 

[anain12]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

I usually become fat, strong and tall. My first character looks like he weights 500 pounds.

 

[Arld]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

I have to say though, being fat as a female isn't really... attractive. Tattoos aren't either. However, if it comes to males, it's exactly the opposite. ^_^

 

[CertainDeath]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

That's why the dark skin. I play good, and my skin is normal.

Dark skin: A sign of evil. That's priceless.

 

[Jedimindtrixxx]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

Dark skin: A sign of evil. That's priceless.

LOLOLOL
OMFG i almost ****ed myself when i read that. +rep to you

 

[Vampriccat]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

Being evil and corrupt gives you pale skin.

Only physique make you look big, toughness and brutal styles don't make you look buff.

 

[XCRmonger]

Re: Why do female characters look like ****?

what i like to do is beat the game with 5 stars physique, then when all the bloodshed is over with, hobbes excluded, I put my favorite gals back to 1 star and level up all their spells fully. Then I just zap/fireball everything to death.