Wish Corruptor

[WittyUsername]

wish?

Oh, yeah.

I wish my wish was corrupted.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Granted but im not going to corrupt it
I wish i could go On a date with This is My Albion

 

[queenofdisco]

Granted but she turned out to be a dude.

I wish I never dropped my lollipop.

 

[Gikoku]

Granted, now you can never drop it... ever.

I wish my car was a giant dildo on wheels.

 

[Daniel Ray]

Granted, but now you need a new car for when your parents come over.

I wish my signature was as thought-provoking as Gikoku's.

 

[Daniel Ray]

Granted, but now we're all frozen, and so cannot touch our keyboards.

I wish I was shot by an Aperture Turret. In the head.

 

[Daniel Ray]

Granted, but its his worst work yet.

I wish I didn't have a wish.

 

[Gikoku]

Granted, here's your extra wish.

I wish it was warm and sunny outside right now.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Wish granted, but it's literally only warm and sunny for the fraction of a second you thought of the word 'now', after which the weather returns to normal.

I wish I could jump really, really high.

 

[Daniel Ray]

Granted, but we had bad sushi, and now we all have food poisoning.

I wish World War 3 came sooner.

 

[Gikoku]

Granted, but you just missed it.

I wish I had unlimited storage space.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Granted, but Then Television is banned by the Geneva Convention
i wish I had a Mint

 

[This is my Albion]

Granted but your breath stinks anyway

i wish i had the energy to cook

 

[SonofRaiden]

Granted, but you gotta work for it
i wish I had a date with This is My Albion

 

[This is my Albion]

Granted but she's a man eater

I wish that it'd stop raining.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Granted, it stopped raining at my house, and i don't care if she is a maneater

I wish Hermit would get his wish granted

 

[This is my Albion]

Granted but his wish is corrupted and you'll never get a date with TIMA ;]

I wish i had house season 5

 

[Gikoku]

Granted, you now have season 5 of a house.

I wish I could change the color of everything I see at the snap of my finger.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Granted, but it gives you colorblindness
I wish TIMA would go on a date with me

 

[Gikoku]

Granted, she will go on a date with you when you get your balls back.

I wish it was October 30th right now.. of this year.