Wish Corruptor

[SonofRaiden]

Granted, but Assassins Creed 3 gets delayed indefinitely
I wish i had my balls back

 

[MazeisMaze]

Granted but you have really large balls that make your dick look small.
I wish I could fly away in my cloud balloon

 

[This is my Albion]

Granted but its cillian Murphy in a chiuaha's body

i wish i can never get headaches.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Granted, but when you get married, the excuse doesn't work, and you marry a sex machine who wants it every night

 

[Daniel Ray]

And what is your wish, oh Son?

 

[SonofRaiden]

I wish That Daniel Ray's wish will come true

 

[MazeisMaze]

Granted but danny's wish is for you to have a wish.
So what will it be?

 

[SonofRaiden]

I wish that the person below me will get thier wish

 

[MazeisMaze]

Granted but the person below you is me
I wish that SonofRaiden would just have a wish already

 

[SonofRaiden]

Granted, but Now You have no hands to type back with
I wish I could have a Date with TIMA

 

[MazeisMaze]

Granted but sh giveanioaetweiouvccccccccccccccccccccccccamnpvgbw
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[D3m190d]

Granted but -ERROR 78: WISH NOT FOUND
If this problem does not disappear, please contact your local goat and ask it for the local time in China. If this does not solve your proble- e 34yy!&## strawberry cheesec4ke :: [[Your local files have been thrown into a pit of lava. Please deconstruct this brain processor]]

I wish for something between 50 and 6000.9 metres.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Granted, you won a country

 

[Daniel Ray]

Granted, but your invisible wish to own a real robot unicorn was written inside a fortune cookie that was eaten by Honey Boo Boo's Mama June.

I wish TLC would put on a travelling road show with their numerous "stars." (One of us! One of us!)

Granted, but HobbeBrains, of all of us, gets to go.

I wish I was on a travelling road show...

 

[D3m190d]

Granted, but in your bed you find someone who does not fit the description of a person you'd be sexually attracted to, singing the Korean equivalent of the pizza hut song.

I wish my scientists would finish that Death Beam V4.1 already. Squirrels are invading my backyard.

 

[MazeisMaze]

Granted, but Luke Skysquirrel, your son, stops you

I wish my cat would stop meowing already

 

[This is my Albion]

Granted but now instead of meowing, it sounds off a fog horn.

I wish i had more aspirin.

 

[MazeisMaze]

Granted but now you're consumed by the aspirin and become ASPIRIN THINGY

I wish could have a computer friend following me around

 

[This is my Albion]

Granted but they are SUPER CREEPER

i wish i had mittens :3

 

[MazeisMaze]

Granted but THEY consumed and YOU become ASPIRINS MITTEN THINGY!!!!!

I wish I had a diabolical plan