Wish Corruptor

[This is my Albion]

Granted but then a good for nothing, super fast hedgehog stops you. EVERY SINGLE TIME!

I wish to be ASPIRIN MITTEN THINGY

 

[MazeisMaze]

Granted but then you become ASPIRIN MITTEN SELF SUSTAINING THINGY

I wish I could beat Sonic

 

[This is my Albion]

Granted but now you've dominated the world and have nothing left to do. With no purpose in life, you fall into a world of sex, drugs and rock and roll until you eventually kill yourself either by accident or on purpose. The end.

I wish to have a talking muffin.

 

[MazeisMaze]

Granted but .........

I wish I wasn't Elvis Presley

 

[This is my Albion]

Granted but now your blue suede shoes have been stepped on while you were doing the jailhouse rock because you had a suspicious mind because she was nothing but a hound dog.

I wish i had a rainbow cactus.

 

[Daniel Ray]

Granted, but it didn't stop growing and now you've pricked yourself trying to get out of the room. (Well, more than pricked, really.)

I wish I had no legs.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Granted, but you also lose the lower half of your torso
i wish TIMA would Inbox me

 

[D3m190d]

Granted: You're the worst ninja ever.

I wish she weren't the worst ninja ever.

 

[SonofRaiden]

^granted. he gets 90 D breasts and collapses
I wish i had a beauty

 

[Daniel Ray]

Granted, but they're Monopoly monies.

I wish I had a pizza for lunch.

 

[D3m190d]

You're too old for me. Oh, someone else... Alright, granted. But they actually live at the Pizza Hut, so when you call them you think it's the wrong number.

I wish someone other than ActionBatch replied last when I enter this thread, for once.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Granted, but you won't like who does respond :devil:

I wish I had This is My Albion's number

 

[This is my Albion]

Granted but its the wrong number. "Hello, pizza hut...."

I wish the lynx chocolate man is real.

 

[This is my Albion]

What?

No more wishes :C

 

[SonofRaiden]

I wish TIMA wouldn't take my thread-killing job

 

[This is my Albion]

There is no TIMA, only Zool

 

[SonofRaiden]

i am Vinz Klortho, Keymaster to Gozer. Are you the gatekeeper?