World's Unsexiest Women

[Hexadecimal]

World's Unsexiest Women

I saw this on the news first thing this morning and it's been making me laugh all day so I thought I would post it here. :lol:

Maxim have released their list of the top 5 Unsexiest Women. These less than delightful dames are what are know as double baggers... you put a bag over her head and then one over your own in case hers falls off... enjoy...

5. Britney Spears
- she's lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge

4. Madonna
- self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration

3. Sandra Oh
- cold bedside manner and boyish figure

2. Amy Whinehouse
- rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
- How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very un-sexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title?Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.

lol fo-eva

 

[Sephiroxas]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

:lol: Funny. :shifty:

 

[ruler_of_albion]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

lmao
:lol:

 

[FableFreak]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

lawl, lawl, lawl...

 

[andythegill]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

ROFLCOPTER

 

[FableFreak]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

WAFFLECOPTERLOLZROFLLMFAOTOT3H1337POWERZZZ

 

[KaveX]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

I saw this on the news first thing this morning and it's been making me laugh all day so I thought I would post it here. :lol:

Maxim have released their list of the top 5 Unsexiest Women. These less than delightful dames are what are know as double baggers... you put a bag over her head and then one over your own in case hers falls off... enjoy...


lol fo-eva

Oh my god, thats gotta suck ***!! :lol:

 

[sijli]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

hehe nice

 

[Negabin]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

you forgot lindsay lohan.

 

[Hexadecimal]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

you forgot lindsay lohan.

no I didn't...
this list was compiled by Maxim, not me

if I had made this list, it would have been far, far longer... due to my extreme intolerance of chuds.

 

[Steve]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

What's a chud?

 

[Dark Drakan]

Re: World's Unsexiest Women

What's a chud?

Was asked somewhere before... :lol:

http://forums.projectego.net/hollywoods-monsters-3226/#post89897