Wonderfoole WINO
Schizoid Misanthopist
- Joined
- May 19, 2008
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Writer's Rules
This work is not my own, I just thought I would share this little english joke with you all. Im not sure who originaly made this. Enjoy.
This work is not my own, I just thought I would share this little english joke with you all. Im not sure who originaly made this. Enjoy.
Writer's Rules
- Subject and verb always has to agree.
- Do not use a forgein term when there is an adequate English quid pro quo.
- It behooves the writer to avoid archaic expressions.
- Do not use hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it effectively.
- Avoid cliches like the plague.
- Mixed metaphors are a pain in the neck and should be thrown out the window.
- Placing a comma between the subject and predicate, is not correct.
- Parenthetical words however must be enclosed in commas.
- Consult a dictionary frequently to avoid mispelling.
- Don't be redundant.
- Don't repeat yourself of say what you have said before.
- Remember to never split an infinitive.
- The passive voice should not be used.
- Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not necessary.
- Don't use no double negatives.
- Proofread carefully to see if you have any words out.
- Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
- Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
- Avoid colloquial stuff.
- No sentence fragments.
- Remember to finnish what
