Yo British guys.

[Tsuyu]

I heard this horrible rumour that your government passed some sort of "law" that requires your ISP to block porn by default and you have to make an awkward call to your ISP's customer service and ask them to enable it again?

That... can't possibly be true?

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

This is what I think of that

 

[Tsuyu]

I know it is preposterous, but at the same time it feels just right in the sense you could see some prudish Right Wing people supporting it.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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This is the first I've heard about it...

I sincerely hope it's not true.

 

[Cain]

Yes, I believe there was a survey about it, and the majority said yes to this. I can understand why, it gives families peace of mind because their kids won't stumble upon anything explicit. I have gone on some sites with games that have adverts for cartoon porn on it, and it would be incredibly embarassing if my parents or my younger brother were to see that and get the wrong idea. There are probably other concerns but I don't know that much about it.

 

[Cain]

Bullshit, they just want to regulate the internet step by step. This is happening because people are idiots.

Except it's optional. They've made the point that it's easy to access pornography, and they are giving the option to people to opt in or opt out. This is explicit content, so the fact that they want to regulate access to it isn't surprising. It isn't the most effective way, but I'm glad I don't have to worry about my brother finding anything that he dosen't understand. And FYI, just because people have a different opinion than you about the internet dosen't make them idiots.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

They could get rid of every single advert on the internet, that'd make alot of internet users happier. Yay, no adverts!

 

[Quistrix]

Peh, it was more fun being a peeping-tom anyway.

 

[Tsuyu]

Peh, it was more fun being a peeping-tom anyway.

As in looking at porn by looking at someone else looking at porn...?

Pornception.

 

[Quistrix]

As in looking at porn by looking at someone else looking at porn...?

Pornception.

No, Tsuyu, watching someone arm-wrestle their one-eyed vessel is totally not what I get out of bed at 3am, holding my binoculars for.

 

[Tsuyu]

No-no-no-no.

You don't watch the guy looking at porn.

You look at the porn he is looking at.

Porn by proxy..?

 

[Quistrix]

No-no-no-no.

You don't watch the guy looking at porn.

You look at the porn he is looking at.

Porn by proxy..?

By what you're saying I would have to assume(and pray) that he wouldn't be tuning the antenna... And I find that really, really unlikely. Besides it's all about taste, no?

Also ++points for all the top-notch euphemisms I'm using for male masturbation here.

 

[Cain]

I've liked both of your posts for making me chuckle with those euphenisms.

 

[HobbeBrain]

No, Tsuyu, watching someone arm-wrestle their one-eyed vessel is totally not what I get out of bed at 3am, holding my binoculars for.

There's a block of flats right opposite my house and my room is pretty small so to 'make the bald man cry' in it I have to sit just under the window but in the mirror I can still see one window of the block of flats and I'm always a little bit paranoid that someone in there can see me back...

...and now I know who it is.

Thanks Queenie.

 

[Quistrix]

There's a block of flats right opposite my house and my room is pretty small so to 'make the bald man cry' in it I have to sit just under the window but in the mirror I can still see one window of the block of flats and I'm always a little bit paranoid that someone in there can see me back...

...and now I know who it is.

Thanks Queenie.

I REGRET NOTHING

 

[HobbeBrain]

I REGRET NOTHING

YOU SHOULD REGRET EVERYTHING

 

[queenofdisco]

We shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
but we shall never surrender our porn!

 

[Dark Drakan]

There has been talk about it but its nothing more than talk and highly doubtful that something like that would get passed. They spoke some time about making them all revert to .xxx instead of .co.uk and .com but that didnt happen either.

 

[Purple Nurple]

The article I read about this not too long ago managed to conjure so many emotions of mine in such little time. First humour, then anxiety, powerlessness, disgust, frustration, embarassment, and of course, shame. But at the end...

...hope.

so to 'make the bald man cry' in it I have to sit just under the window

lawl don't kid anyone, he can't cry.

 

[HobbeBrain]

lawl don't kid anyone, he can't cry.

This joke is two years old

Seriously man