Amazing quotes

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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" *sigh* ok...... but only because its a biological imparitive."

 

[GMRauru]

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What the hell does "biological imperative" mean.

 

[Zamurick]

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Let me Google that for you.

 

[GMRauru]

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ZOMG THAT WAS SO KEWL

 

[Digital 0sm0sis]

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Some of the best are on the graveyards... too many to list and I have the memory of a goldfish on acid unfortunately so you will have to read them for yourself.

 

[Zamurick]

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I know. It's a sweet site. xD

My favourite is a quote from my daughter in Fable II. "Dad, why does our society enforce gender stereotypes? Um, never mind. I'll just go and play with my dolls."

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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my wife is a whore, and my daughter asked "how did you and mommy meet?"

uhh.............. at the pub. yeah, at the pub.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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"Hey, thats a funny looking kid! Oh, wait, it's a dog."

 

[andythegill]

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Over a thousand posts and I haven't seen you before? BTW that's not a qoute.

The best quote is:

''Are you just gonna stand there like a lemon?''

Im oldskool

And what would you call it then if it isn't a ...qoute.

 

[TheGreenLion]

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Forgive me if I mess this up, but I remember my daughter in Fairfax saying something like:

"I don't think I like gifts very much. Well, maybe a little...Alright Alright I love gifts! Did you get me one?"

 

[Aions]

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my sig...

 

[Sin]

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Hello
I hope we can be super best friends. There's something I want to give you. Something I think you'll like.
Chesty, your friendly chest.
PS What are your hobbies? Sometimes i like to kill people.
-Chesty

I was not expecting that. Laughed so hard. Ahhh!..The memories with Chesty:wub::wub:

 

[Destructo_Man]

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It was from one of the Gargoyles "Don't you ignore me, you pink belly monkey." or "YOU COULDN'T HIT A CASTLE WITH A BALL OF DUNG!"

 

[Blade Mr.DK]

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THA BEST ONE EVER!! 4-GET THA REST:
"Name's Micky, Micky 'the spider' they call me. On the count for my hairy legs"!
JOKE!

 

[gagnerants]

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That the hero of the old guild, killed the guild master and cut the words "Hero, your health is low" into his forehead.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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i think i heard a gargoyle making fun of how the guild master in fable 1 used to be like "your health is low! do you have any potions?.....or....food?"

 

[Destructo_Man]

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i think i heard a gargoyle making fun of how the guild master in fable 1 used to be like "your health is low! do you have any potions?.....or....food?"

"Hey Hero! You got any potions or food? Cause you sure don't have any skill, that's just plain as day!"

 

[Blade Mr.DK]

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"how could he betray me? right when i was in the middle of betraying you!" another gd one by REAVER!!

 

[Destructo_Man]

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"He had a wife and kid you know! Oh well, they're mine now..." - Bandit.

 

[Aions]

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oh and "Finish the ritual Maze!" from fable 1 not tlc, jack of blades voice was better in #1 so it sounded funnier