Drunken Antics.

[Cobalt Gamer]

Drunken Antics.

Ooook I wanna know whats the stupidest/most dangerouse/ down right bizzare thing you have ever done while being drunk?

Mine would have to be when i flirted with my best friends mum and his dad was stood right next to her, then i threw up on his shoes, aaaah good times

Now you guys go!

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: Drunken Antics.

Ive never been drunk in my life. :'(

Im kept on sutch a tight leash, if I can get even a sip of booze I consider myself very lucky.

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: Drunken Antics.

Ive never been drunk in my life. :'(

Im kept on sutch a tight leash, if I can get even a sip of booze I consider myself very lucky.

I'm so sorry well at least you can never try to get your friends mother into bed..

 

[Sean]

Re: Drunken Antics.

I don't drink.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: Drunken Antics.

I Metal gearing every so often when im Drunk

Metal Gearing is when you Try get to a Point without Turning or making any big turns. So say If i wanted to get from My House to school i'd have to jump through all the houses and over the fences.. Its fun, Especially when they have dogs.

Hah!

 

[jwc2200]

Re: Drunken Antics.

I have two that are close.

1) Challenged a State Trooper to race at a red light, beat him to the next light(I was on a motorcycle), when he got out and walked up to me, he laughed; til he realized I was drunk and had a half empty bottle of mescal between my legs. I beat him again.

2) Told the guy who's wife I was "being intimate with" that I was "being intimate with her" while we were at his house for a BBQ, then went into his house and got "intimate with her". I told him I'd kill him if he tried to stop me. He didn't.

I was a stupid, mean drunk when I was drinking mescal, but I loved it. I haven't drank it since the early '90s.

 

[Sean]

Re: Drunken Antics.

I have two that are close.

1) Challenged a State Trooper to race at a red light, beat him to the next light(I was on a motorcycle), when he got out and walked up to me, he laughed; til he realized I was drunk and had a half empty bottle of mescal between my legs. I beat him again.

2) Told the guy who's wife I was "being intimate with" that I was "being intimate with her" while we were at his house for a BBQ, then went into his house and got "intimate with her". I told him I'd kill him if he tried to stop me. He didn't.

I was a stupid, mean drunk when I was drinking mescal, but I loved it. I haven't drank it since the early '90s.

Wow, dude. That's pretty scary.

 

[jwc2200]

Re: Drunken Antics.

'86 to '94 were scary times for me, lol.

 

[Trawgdor]

Re: Drunken Antics.

What's a mescal?

 

[Sean]

Re: Drunken Antics.

What's a mescal?

an intoxicating beverage distilled from the fermented juice of certain species of agave.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Drunken Antics.

I've gotten myself into an orgy once. Highly overrated those, trust me. You'd think it'd be sweet until you realize that you're not only surrounded by countless females, but a bucketful of grunting and moaning males as well.

 

[Mikhail]

Re: Drunken Antics.

Well, I've never really been drunk before but I have been high and... I once broke into my high school in the middle of the night with a cute blond and we fooled around.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Re: Drunken Antics.

I could probably write something reassembling the length of war and peace.

 

[Arseface]

Re: Drunken Antics.

I've gotten myself into an orgy once. Highly overrated those, trust me. You'd think it'd be sweet until you realize that you're not only surrounded by countless females, but a bucketful of grunting and moaning males as well.

And how many grunting and moaning males fit into a bucket?

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Drunken Antics.

A disturbingly large number. A disturbingly large number....

 

[TRA Rotid]

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I`ve done nothing stupid while being drunk. I feel so incomplete.

 

[Angel]

Re: Drunken Antics.

You're not missing anything much.

I've done some dumb stuff which I won't mention out of respect for my husband (it was all before we met but I know it upsets him) but I'm not as bad as my friend who got so plastered she was convinced she could turn a gay man straight and spent six hours stumbling after him in various states of undress, propositioning him very loudly in front of her friends, family and members of the clergy. Twas a good party, overall...

 

[Arseface]

Re: Drunken Antics.

A disturbingly large number. A disturbingly large number....

That gives me a great idea for a pornographic internet meme.... "17 guys, one bucket".

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Drunken Antics.

You're not missing anything much.

I've done some dumb stuff which I won't mention out of respect for my husband (it was all before we met but I know it upsets him) but I'm not as bad as my friend who got so plastered she was convinced she could turn a gay man straight and spent six hours stumbling after him in various states of undress, propositioning him very loudly in front of her friends, family and members of the clergy. Twas a good party, overall...

I'm copying that one.

"Hey, I'm gay. Let's see if you can turn me straight!"

 

[Firis]

Re: Drunken Antics.

I wonder how many times you shall get laid with that one Viking?