Fight at Lunch

[Tsuyu]

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I see. So where on the social ladder do these school cops belong in relation to other police academy failures? Below or above mall cops?

 

[Skotekal]

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My school cop is Ms. Hammel. She. Is. Smokin'. Seriously. I'd tap that. But don't **** with her, some kid slapped her ass once and she turned, grabbed him, slammed him down and accidentally broke his arm.

 

[droded]

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Some kid slapped her ass once and she turned, grabbed him, slammed him down and accidentally broke his arm.

Worth it.

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

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Gather around children, I'm about to tell a story:
I was once in a fight believe it or not. This guy Victor was trash-talking about my friend Kris, so as a good friend I stood up to this "ruffian". I gave him a good grapple (wrestling style) and snapped him down to the ground. He wasn't a dead fish though. He kneed me right in the meatballs! After that I proceeded to pound him on the ground. There was no intervention because I was at a park and not the school. It's safe to say I won.

 

[Sean]

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I see. So where on the social ladder do these school cops belong in relation to other police academy failures? Below or above mall cops?

Pots our Security Guard is served in Vietnam and Meyerhompfer, the regular cop was like I said a 6 year SWAT veteran, so they really aren't failures. Lmao.

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

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I thought campus police officers were almost everywhere. That's probably just because I live thirty minutes from Mexico.

 

[Gikoku]

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They had some security officers when I was in high school (mid-late 90s), but not nearly enough to monitor everything. You had the usual ones who would guard the exits and then a couple more that would patrol the hallways.

yeah, some of the fights between girls i've seen are enough to make the strongest guy lose sleep. anything goes in those fights. i'm pretty sure guys aren't supposed to hit girls for our own protection.
*shudders*

I know, they fight so damn dirty. Clawing eyeballs out and ripping faces off.. lord help you if it's a black girl who's weave gets pulled out or she breaks her 2-inch long fingernails. When I was in high school, most of the guys would only crowd around waiting for a breast to pop out (which would normally happen).

No student ever wants to break anything up.

 

[Necromancer]

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Heh, the sports types were nothing back when I was in school. The ones to be afraid of were the girls. I've seen some crazy stuff go down in those hallways. I can tell tales man.

yeah, some of the fights between girls i've seen are enough to make the strongest guy lose sleep. anything goes in those fights. i'm pretty sure guys aren't supposed to hit girls for our own protection.
*shudders*

They had some security officers when I was in high school (mid-late 90s), but not nearly enough to monitor everything. You had the usual ones who would guard the exits and then a couple more that would patrol the hallways.



I know, they fight so damn dirty. Clawing eyeballs out and ripping faces off.. lord help you if it's a black girl who's weave gets pulled out or she breaks her 2-inch long fingernails. When I was in high school, most of the guys would only crowd around waiting for a breast to pop out (which would normally happen).

No student ever wants to break anything up.

That's partially why they're called b*tch fights. With guys though, there are rules. One night a few weeks ago, I was at a fight at the park in my town. It was between these two guys named Joey and Moley (he has a fat ass mole on his face). My friends and I were all rooting for Joey, and Moley was being such a B*TCH! He was doing things like pulling on Joey's shirt and hardly threw any punches, and at one point right in the middle of everything, he sat down because he said he was tired. Joey rightfully proceeded to sock him. FableFreak was actually with me during this. He can vouch for me. Once we all got back to school on Monday, this kid got so much sh*t for the way he 'fought.'

 

[Arseface]

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Undoubtedly the best part of high school. I, unfortunately, missed almost all of the fights at my school.

 

[James Butts]

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My school has 0 security guards and 1 cop. But it only has about 500 students..

 

[ali1238]

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My school had no police officers and over 2000 students, I'm glad to be a part of the civilized world.

 

[Skotekal]

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There have been few fights in my school. She is there mainly there for "just in case" purposes.

 

[xzxzxz70]

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What, no Mexicans in this story? Racist.

 

[Daemon300]

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^Remember, humans are all racist.

 

[XPowerfulXx]

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One time in 6th grade these two people were fighting. From what I could make of it, one of them was trash-talking someone's friend, so she grabbed his head (yes you read that right) and shoved it through a window. About 5 police officers had to come to break it up.

 

[Skotekal]

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Not to be rude or anything, but I doubt a child from grade 6 would have the strength to shove someones head through a window. It just isn't ringing true to me.

 

[Skotekal]

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The ones in my elementary were thicker than my damn fists with the steel fibers in 'em like you mentioned. Why would you even need those in an elementary man? Well, shootings I guess. :lol:

 

[HobbeBrain]

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glass thing that has all the trophies and awards in it

I believe it is called a 'Trophie Case.'

At school recently, there was this boy (his name was Andrei Niculescu-Duvaz... seriously) who had been taking the **** for ages, so I punched him in the face, gave him a nose bleed. I hoped for a fight but he just sat there crying till a teacher came along and found out what happened.

 

[AnthonyF626]

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i remember last year(10) these two girls started fighting at lunch and everyone ran to crowd around but from where i was standing i had a perfect veiw of the entire thing. the two blondes start swinging at each other and one of them was wearing sweats...i think you can geuss what happened next lol the other girl pulled down her sweats and the other girl immediately bent over to lift them up (like i said earlier perfect view lol) but as soon as she did the other girl kicked her in the face and she started crying and bleeding. then the security gaurds came and broke it up. *sigh* what a great day =)

 

[Purple Nurple]

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Especially since most school windows these days are reinforced with a crosshatch of steel fibers and are double-layered with each layer being considerably thicker than the kind of windows you'd have at your average household.

You'd need to be throwing a chair to even hope for damaging such windows.

I did actually know a guy that shoved his hand through one of those and got his finger cut off by the wire