I am a bard

[Hexadecimal]

Re: I am a bard

So draken roll your evil little but over here

... :noexpression:

 

[Dark Drakan]

Re: I am a bard

So draken roll your evil little but over here

Evil 'Little Butt'

Have a drink of some Maple beer
No maople but it is alchole, I promise It'll fill you up with cheer.

Maple beer...

Better be alcohol in it... otherwise thats not beer! :O

 

[droded]

Re: I am a bard

If it was a sad case, then it must be an edipidemic! :O I also found myself humming the tune to it, and hey, it makes it even better that way. I'll just give droded another bit of rep because looking back, it was even more awesome than before. Either way, I have an idea, brilliant or whatever you may call it. All the 'bards' on this thread(basically all rhymers who want to: droded, Arckon, AK, myself and anyone else) each create a poem about themselves, epic or small, that sums up it all... Just a little bit of a creative outlet here people. So... someone take it away.

I can dim the lights
And sing you songs which are awesome
We can do a guild quest just for two
I can serenade and gently play
All your favourites
Be a mighty hero just for you

Ooh ahh ooh Afro boy
What're doing tonight hey boy?
Set my alarm turn on my charm
Thats because I'm a good old fashioned Afro boy

Ooh let me scare that Bandit
(Run faster faster)
Ooh did you see that light hit?
Come on and request a song from above
And tell me how do you feel right after all
I'd like for you and I to go out dancing
Say the word your wish is my command

Ooh ahh ooh Afro boy
What're doing tonight hey boy?
Write my letter feel much better
And use my fancy patter on the telephone

When Im not with you
Think of you always I miss you
(I miss those long hot Summer nights)
When Im not with you
Think of me always I want to sing for you
Hey boy where did you get it from?
Hey boy where did you go?
I learned my passion
In the good old fashioned school of Afro boys

Dining at the Pub well meet at nine precisely
(one two three four five six seven eight nine)
I will pay the bill you hear me rhyme
Riding back in style on stallion will do quite nicely
Just take me back to yours that will be fine
(come on and hear it)
Ooh love ooh Afro boy
What're you doing tonight hey boy?
Everythings all right just hold on tight
Thats because Im a good old fashioned Afro boy

(To the tune of "Good-old Fashioned Lover boy" by Queen.)

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

Hey, you dare mock me
I am evil now you see
I can light you up like I light a candle
with my powers, you deffinetly can't handle
No that is not a challenge, or me trying to start a fight
I am just cranky I didn't get that much sleep last night

 

[droded]

Re: I am a bard

Well that was a highly uninteresting song apparently...:hmm:

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

don't make fun of me I am just getting over a writers block

 

[droded]

Re: I am a bard

I wasn't making fun of you Arckon, I made that song about myself apparently because Darg said all the Bards should make a song to introduce themselves or something - atleast that was what I wrote.

I meant that no one liked my song apparently.

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

O

I knew that

 

[Darg]

Re: I am a bard

I can dim the lights
And sing you songs which are awesome
We can do a guild quest just for two
I can serenade and gently play
All your favourites
Be a mighty hero just for you

Ooh ahh ooh Afro boy
What're doing tonight hey boy?
Set my alarm turn on my charm
Thats because I'm a good old fashioned Afro boy

Ooh let me scare that Bandit
(Run faster faster)
Ooh did you see that light hit?
Come on and request a song from above
And tell me how do you feel right after all
I'd like for you and I to go out dancing
Say the word your wish is my command

Ooh ahh ooh Afro boy
What're doing tonight hey boy?
Write my letter feel much better
And use my fancy patter on the telephone

When Im not with you
Think of you always I miss you
(I miss those long hot Summer nights)
When Im not with you
Think of me always I want to sing for you
Hey boy where did you get it from?
Hey boy where did you go?
I learned my passion
In the good old fashioned school of Afro boys

Dining at the Pub well meet at nine precisely
(one two three four five six seven eight nine)
I will pay the bill you hear me rhyme
Riding back in style on stallion will do quite nicely
Just take me back to yours that will be fine
(come on and hear it)
Ooh love ooh Afro boy
What're you doing tonight hey boy?
Everythings all right just hold on tight
Thats because Im a good old fashioned Afro boy

(To the tune of "Good-old Fashioned Lover boy" by Queen.)

+rep to you once more, droded! I could just see an album coming out: 'The Sound of Droded'. Hilarious. By the way- at least you acknowledged my request for all of the bards to do an introductory piece, though Arckon and the rest have yet to present one...

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

I am but the king of bards
If you wish to hear my ryhme
you must pay again each time

pssst, very first post Darg:lol::ninja:

 

[Darg]

Re: I am a bard

pssst, very first post Darg:lol::ninja:

True, true, but what I mean is an epic poem describing yourself in all your... whatever you want to call it. Just a little something that tells about you in epic proportions. I suppose I was being rather misleading by calling it an introductory poem...

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

I am Arckon, a former king
And I am one of the few that hath survided Jacks Sting
I fight in the ancient style, a single duel to settle all debts
But I am a ninja
in the Areana
Ready to take all bets.
I am a bard in the taveren and in the feilds of Barrow
No drink or drug can wash away my sarrow
For I am in an everlasting war, that is never fought
a war that is invisable to all who can't see
I kid you not
The war is fading love, I hope you can understand me
and in the Darkness of destiny
Soul of my blade weeps
for now it has nobody to reap
that good enough to be called epic?

BTW Darg check out my latest poem http://forums.projectego.net/complexities-arckon-2917/

 

[Sephiroxas]

Re: I am a bard

Can I have a song please? ^_^ *puts a giant gold nugget in the cup*

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

Sehpi a heroine of extreme nobility
to bestow this gift upon me

Now she is known as the Resident Photoshop Artist, but
I'll tell you what,
she really was, she was an evil person
and some measured her to Jack, the extreme villan
But one hero saw her fear, and despare
and from her he did tear,
her despare and fear, were gone and destroyed
then she came her while I was void.
She really turned her self around, but she still had these evil spells
and SHE USUALLY KILLS ALL WHO YELLS
no I am about to die,
with a flameing arrow in my eye,
But before I leave this world, you most know
Sephi I have your bow
How are you going to shoot your arrow now

*sephi sticks a sword in Arckons Brow*

 

[Ninja Mage]

Re: I am a bard

Hey can i get a song for me?(drops 50 gold in his cup)

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

Ninja Mage a new recruit
parading around the forums in his holy assassin suit
he always seem so cheery
even when the problem is dreery
I remeber my being new
and that is an experience for you
but never the less Fable comes first
now gimme your purse

 

[Ninja Mage]

Re: I am a bard

HAHAHAHA that awesome +rep!!!!

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

Thnx for the rep and np you want another just you ask

 

[Sephiroxas]

Re: I am a bard

How are you going to shoot your arrow now

*sephi sticks a sword in Arckon Brow*

That's my favorite part :lol: ^_^

 

[Ninja Mage]

Re: I am a bard

Sure!!! (puts 50 gold in the cup) I used you song as my sig cuz i like it so much!