Zarkes
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Introduction: Me and my friend got high the other night and played Halo, Reach. That's it. This is by Zarkes so if you know me then this will be to long, sporadic, and full of pseudo symbolism, so stop here or enjoy some manifesting insanity. Pics though.
Pseudo:
1.
not actually but having the appearance of; pretended; false or spurious; sham.
not actually but having the appearance of; pretended; false or spurious; sham.
2.
almost, approaching, or trying to be.
So to start my friend moved 30 miles away, hanging out is a pain. We always loved Halo and it has become a way for us to commune without traveling long distances, even though the magic has worn off from the game.
almost, approaching, or trying to be.
We are best friends, we've been through everything together, hell, heaven you name it. Had soul but no control, got control but lost our souls, the whole deal. I am black on the outside, women think I'm the devil himself, but I am good on the inside. He is blonde, blue eyed, the meaning of beautiful, women fawn for him. But I know him enough to know that he is black on the inside. Most everyone is. We oppose eachother and therefore are in agreement. Mine is a confusing twisted tale to tell.
We are going through some hard times right now, realizing we aren't chosen or perfect or fairytale, that we are bastards denied a place in the heavens. Everything we are and do is a lie in the end.-That's where Halo comes in, you see neither of us are very good at Halo but together we can't be defeated. I'll cut it in half and get to Halo Reach. Halo Reach is the game Bungie made before it gave Halo up to evil red team, 343 industries. The odd thing about Reach is you never go to Halo you get sixed, stabbed in the back. The game literally starts off with your helmet with a headshot. Hence the name Reach, reach for the stars, reach for Halo.The conspiracy goes that in campaign you see every person die somehow, but not before taking their helmets off. This is the one difference between them and Master Chief, they have a human side. Infact if Master Chief took off his Helmet you'd probably see Cortana's blue pubic hair, rather then a human side. But you never see Jun die, he escorts the professor away and you take Cortana. You assume he dies. But the theory is that he was Master Chief, he took Cortana and you died. Cortana always talked about why she chose 117, because he had luck. But in Reach it says she chose you to escort her. So that's were all the fishyness comes in. Anything is possible Reach the game conflicts all of the Reach canon.
Red vs. Blue-I always told Demi I'd rather lose on Blue team then win on Red team. Demi is normal and thinks I'm crazy, just a game what does it matter. Where I put the belief was from Halo 3 when I joined Xbox Live and made my Gamertag Apothyc Shogun-a shogun is a warlord who opposes rule, the opposite of a samurai, apothyc is term I coined meaning godly. In Halo 3 someone on red team always hosted the match. So if it lagged and you were on blue team you would take all the crap. So blue team is like the underdogs, they are denied while red team is chosen for victory. Bungie is blue team, 343 is Red team, Reach was the game they handed off Halo, there will be a new trilogy a new decade and a new group of children to play Halo. Every Helmet in Reach has a demon face disguised in it but they are all upside down. Bungie and the community don't get to embark on the journey to Halo, they get left behind, get it? Symbolism, not reality. You aren't Master Chief, you are Noble 6, the liar. i.e not the Hero. In Halo the Covenant was purple, Halo 2 it had a blue sheen when they rebelled, Halo 3 when the elites joined humans their ships took on a green sheen like our army, in Reach they have a Red Sheen.
The Lucifer Project- So my friend downloaded the defiant map pack, but I couldn't afford it. So I defiantly stole it. I signed in to his profile and redownloaded it onto my Xbox, but I still didn't have access, so I started a game as him, saved the map, logged out and signed into my guy while ingame. Now I could play the new maps, yarg.
TEMPTED-This map is cool, it has that valhalla, forge world look. We were admiring 343's handywork when we noticed in the sky was halo, then we thought why are we on Halo, why did forge world have a Halo?? Then my friend said he wished he could go to the places far off the maps, he talked about Halo 1 and getting off Coagulation. I thought well let's do it, let's escape, let's go to Halo on the otherside. My friend laughed but I was serious, and knowing me he decided to go along with my craziness finding it enjoyable to see me try. Halo is imaginary you can't escape of course it wouldn't work.
APOTHEOSIS-To become Godlike.
We couldn't figure anything out so I was having fun chasing Demi with a Grid, I hit him trying to kill him and his body flew over a cliff you can't reach. Now we were determined to get off the Grid. We were able to just barely force a teleporter on a forerunner building before dying. We would run and try to get as far as we could before the guardians killed us. Everytime placing a teleporter before dying. Eventually we got so far there was no more solid ground and we'd fall and die. My friend made the teleporter to accept vehicles so he could fly a banshee through, but the other teleporter he wasn't able to change the settings to accept its size. When we went through this made the vehicle flip out of control until we hit the skybox. That far up you can't place objects but I discovered if I waited until 1 second and spawned a teleporter I'd blow up and it would stay in that position. From there we could see the entire map, Halo wasn't real but a picture. We couldn't save it because items have no position up there and disappear. It's true what they say the sky is the limit. In this case the skybox. It was really cool playing as a little eyeball defying the rules, seeing what we could see. It's strange how one game like this could enlighten me so much. The entire time I'm fighting for Halo, so is Bungie, the whole time I'm fighting so are the troops in Iraq. Here are some pics of our adventure, I'd post a video of the rise and fall of our lucifer project but evil red team wants us to pay for bungie pro. But if I ever do find a way of stealing my birth rite I'll be sure to share it with you all.
Me reaching the Forerunner pillars reclaiming them.
The Truth.
Me exalting myself above the stars and defiling mount Olympus learning the truth of Halo.
The fall of Lucifer and all the rock stars. You see it was never a possibility to get Halo but I'm glad I tried, it's not about the destination it's about the journey, and learning about yourself on the way.
Cyah, remember Burn bright, Burn Blue, and take as many Red Team bastards as you can!
