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siffo23
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Murder!
i murdered my first villager the other day.
was ****ing brutal man.
So here i am right, shirtless, trying to sex up my wife in my house when this guy and his son walk upstairs and start hassling me for autographs and all that.
i let it go for a while and just ignored but then the guy started getting pushy and got really really up in my face.
as you can imagine i was rather fed up so i popped the safety off my pistol and shot him in the head. but it wasn't like in fable I where when you kill a villager they sort of drop to the groud, the lame blood splatters and they croak. no. this guy flew into the wall and slumped to the floor and didnt move. Brutal. Myself as the gamer actually felt bad that i'd murdered this guy right in front of his son. people were screaming. it was horribe.
Games have come a long way huh?
i murdered my first villager the other day.
was ****ing brutal man.
So here i am right, shirtless, trying to sex up my wife in my house when this guy and his son walk upstairs and start hassling me for autographs and all that.
i let it go for a while and just ignored but then the guy started getting pushy and got really really up in my face.
as you can imagine i was rather fed up so i popped the safety off my pistol and shot him in the head. but it wasn't like in fable I where when you kill a villager they sort of drop to the groud, the lame blood splatters and they croak. no. this guy flew into the wall and slumped to the floor and didnt move. Brutal. Myself as the gamer actually felt bad that i'd murdered this guy right in front of his son. people were screaming. it was horribe.
Games have come a long way huh?