Orginial vs Remake

[SORAYISS]

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i love red peppers too, wut about green peppers, like them?

 

[Gikoku]

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i love red peppers too, wut about green peppers, like them?

Yeah, sometimes I love to shove them into my vagina, and **** myself crazy, then vomit on myself, smear it around and drink it all up.

 

[Gikoku]

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Warning: Contains opinion.
It's a problem with the genre, I think. I watched Quarantine earlier today and laughed at each tragic point in the movie. I really enjoyed the last part with Jennifer Carpenter sobbing and screaming the whole time, not because I'm a sadist (well, maybe) but because it was humorously awful. It sucked to the point of making me laugh.

Zombies, undead, mutants, cyborgs, or whatever - I've not seen a single good movie that included the aforementioned. I'd say monsters too, but that recent Wolfman movie seems promising, I enjoy darker retellings of Little Red Riding Hood (hint: she dies) and I love Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (does Frankenstein count as a monster?)... and I'd say vampires but the first Blade movie wasn't terribly disappointing and I find the classic stories of vampires to be entertaining.

But yes, with those exceptions, I find just about everything in the horror (including half-horror movies that are also suspense, thriller, mystery or sci-fi) genres to be a waste of time. But that's just my opinion.

That's understandable. The problem I found with most horror films, is that in order for them to work (Friday The 13th for example).. they require stupid characters who lack common sense, there sadly aren't many horror films out there with characters who possess common sense.

 

[TRA Rotid]

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Warning: Contains opinion.
It's a problem with the genre, I think. I watched Quarantine earlier today and laughed at each tragic point in the movie. I really enjoyed the last part with Jennifer Carpenter sobbing and screaming the whole time, not because I'm a sadist (well, maybe) but because it was humorously awful. It sucked to the point of making me laugh.

Zombies, undead, mutants, cyborgs, or whatever - I've not seen a single good movie that included the aforementioned. I'd say monsters too, but that recent Wolfman movie seems promising, I enjoy darker retellings of Little Red Riding Hood (hint: she dies) and I love Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (does Frankenstein count as a monster?)... and I'd say vampires but the first Blade movie wasn't terribly disappointing and I find the classic stories of vampires to be entertaining.

But yes, with those exceptions, I find just about everything in the horror (including half-horror movies that are also suspense, thriller, mystery or sci-fi) genres to be a waste of time. But that's just my opinion.

I suggest The Others, The Mothman Prophecies; maybe even Paranormal Activities and a game called The Path.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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...

It's me, and I love red peppers. Do I turn you on?

I don't know what to say... :lol:

 

[Tsuyu]

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That sounds right. If any of the would-be victims had a brain cell, they wouldn't be doing stuff like driving out in BFE Kansas and climbing down a shaft in some shady guy's backyard because they saw said shady guy dumping bodies in it. No surprise when they get eaten.

The reason I love the Friday the 13th movies is that it is like watching someone perfrom community service; but instead of picking up trash Jason kills off dumb teenage stereotypes in most brutal fashion. In a way, Jason is the hero in those movies. Actually, he's my hero.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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dumb teenage stereotypes

I take offence to this.

 

[Tsuyu]

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I take offence to this.

Why would you, unless you belong to a dumb late-80's or early-'90s teenage stereotype?

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Why would you, unless you belong to a dumb late-80's or early-'90s teenage stereotype?

Touche...

 

[Purple Nurple]

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Yeah, sometimes I love to shove them into my vagina, and **** myself crazy, then vomit on myself, smear it around and drink it all up.

Lolwut?

The reason I love the Friday the 13th movies is that it is like watching someone perfrom community service; but instead of picking up trash Jason kills off dumb teenage stereotypes in most brutal fashion. In a way, Jason is the hero in those movies. Actually, he's my hero.

I quite like the Friday the 13th films. Freddy vs. Jason wasn't bad either to be honest, but I'm not a horror type of guy usually.

He belongs to the next generation of stupid teenager stereotypes, he's being groomed to be the first victim in Count Blacula X2000 where Blacula's genes are spliced with a cyborg to bring him back to life.

Lol it's true sadly. I was about to have a rant about how stupid Jason X was, but alas, you summed it up pretty well there.




I prefer stoner comedies. Of course, within moderation. I watched Crank the other day, and actually thought it wasn't bad. Im usually not into action films with guys with necks thicker than their heads but Crank was quite funny at times.

 

[Evan]

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I prefer stoner comedies. Of course, within moderation. I watched Crank the other day, and actually thought it wasn't bad. Im usually not into action films with guys with necks thicker than their heads but Crank was quite funny at times.

Pineapple express. That is all.

 

[SORAYISS]

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lmfao gikoku harakami is a dude haha everybody knew and nobody told me.. assholes

 

[Gikoku]

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Lolwut?

Indeed.

lmfao gikoku harakami is a dude haha everybody knew and nobody told me.. assholes

I'm quite surprised you believed it for this long.

 

[SORAYISS]

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so whos the chick in the pic?

 

[Gikoku]

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so whos the chick in the pic?

No idea, random Asian girl off Google.

 

[SORAYISS]

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now that i look more at the "red pepper" im pritty sure thats a red apple

 

[Evan]

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Still looks like a pepper to me.

 

[Gikoku]

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Still looks like a pepper to me.

Indeed.

 

[TRA Rotid]

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You never know in the GMO era.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Indeed.