Spanish Woman Claims Ownership of the Sun, Will Charge!

[Noctus]

http://io9.com/5700607/spanish-woma...sun-says-shes-going-to-start-charging-for-use

Does this mean if I don't pay they'll take away my service?

 

[Tsuyu]

Even if she really owned the sun; any and all sun rays "her" orb of gas decides to graciously donate to us is not hers.

 

[Firis]

I smell death on the horizon.

 

[SimonKalevra]

Won't affect me, since I own her.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

won't work.
why?
because the government can shut off power when you don't pay your bills. what's she gonna do? go mr. burns on me?

 

[mjmarin12]

Ay, puta! Callete!

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Ay, puta! Callete!

that's callese

 

[El Mosqueton]

that's callese

Or callate, depends on how formal it is.

 

[mjmarin12]

that's callese

Callese is supposed to be "silence" or "shut". And yeah, like Tyrant Lord said, it depends how formal it is. Callese can also be used to shush a student.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

^ i was trying to imply that you should mind your manners around a lady mj.

no, actually i'm just really tired and thought that you were trying to use 3rd person.

seriously, though. mind your manners around the ladies. especially ladies who own ur suns.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

Just when I thought the world couldn't get any more stupid...

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

It can get stupider.

Spoiler

 

[Tyloric]

I petition that anyone who has ever had/has/may get skin cancer sues her for everything she owns.

So... everyone.

 

[D3m190d]

I think I'm going to claim the Internet.

 

[Necromancer]

This is just too f*cking ridiculous for me to comment on past this sentence. :|

I think I'm going to claim the Internet.

You're probably a little late. There has to be somebody who already claimed all those tubes.

 

[Pepsiplz]

I just got burnt to a crisp outside today. I need to call customer service and complain.

 

[Tsuyu]

I won't pay a dime for this shoddy service. Scientists have discovered that the sun is faulty and will fail in a couple of million years or so. I simply refuse to pay unless she performs maintenance on the sun.

 

[D3m190d]

This is just too f*cking ridiculous for me to comment on past this sentence. :|



You're probably a little late. There has to be somebody who already claimed all those tubes.

Hm, then I'll settle with Air. And Gravity.

 

[Dark Drakan]

I think Scotland have a case to sue her as they rarely see it.

 

[Shirosaki]

I think I'm going to claim the Internet.

The person who invented the internet owns it.