What if?

[handsdown65]

Imagine if we didn't win WW2. If Nazi Germany had succeeded, taken over Europe, and brought genocide to all non-Germans, and also the Wunderwaffes were all created. Srsly, they were real. All them big massive tanks, UFO-aircrafts, the 'sun gun', teleporters and Thunderguns(jk) had actually been developed? Scientists then thought most of their concepts would have been possible given a few more months. So 50-odd years down the line history would be a hell of a lot different. I think it's safe to say a WW3 would have happened between America and Nazi Europe.

They had concepts for freakin' 3 sq. mile mirror-spaceships in Earth's orbit, that when wanted, could be made to reflect the sun's heat to Earth, able to evaporate oceans and burn cities. Their super-tank designs in the Wunderwaffe program were 3x the size of the today's world's biggest tank. And this was in WW2, what would they have come up with by 2011?

I want one of these.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Then you and i wouldnt be born... Maybe

 

[DarkONI]

Das Judentum wird sich genauso einer soliden aufbauenden Tätigkeit anpassen müssen, wie es andere Völker auch tun, oder es wird früher oder später einer Krise von unvorstellbarem Ausmaß erliegen.

[punches the table]

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

What, I dont speak spanish!

 

[Tsuyu]

Well, I'm pretty much safe. Us Scandinavians held pretty high status in the eyes of the Nazis, all of us being six feet tall and blonde with blue eyes and all that.. The Nazis didn't attempt "genocide to all non-Germans", y'know...

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

To be completely honest Hitler's crazy new age wonder weapons were one the main reasons He lost in the first place, if he had spent the resources on conventional weapons Germany could have had a better chance of winning or at least might have held out for longer. In war you have to use weapons that you know are going to work, which not all of them do (at least no effeciently anyway) take Hannibal of Carthage for example: If he had taken his 20+ elephants with him on his journey to rome, it would have only have taken him a week to cross the alps rather than two and in doing so he would have prevented 10,000+ troops from freezing to death on the way.

However I have to admit if the germans had manufactured more of these and distributed them to every german soldier they probably would have increased their chances of winning by a hell of a lot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb9ZET3tV9Q (lucky for us Hitler wasn't too keen on this weapon.)

Anyway I think as a white british person, I would probably be ok. The only thing Hitler really had against us was that we were on a different side trying to stop him. He had nothing against us racially.

 

[Tsuyu]

His hard-on for developing bigger and bigger tanks was his downfall. He should've stopped with the highly successful tanks he already had and produced a lot more of those than to waste resources.

 

[D3m190d]

Having blonde (however, dark blonde) hair, and blue eyes, in his eyes I would be one of the greater races. =| I can haz cookie, Hitler?

 

[James Butts]

I never got hitler, I mean, he didnt have blonde hair or blue eyes so....... WTF!

And that's what happened in fallout wasn't it? if not then I would say that either he would go to take over the world and/or eventually falloutish situation would ensue.

 

[Firis]

James, you don't have to have superior qualities to believe in a superior 'master race'.
I am still in doubt about the National Socialists winning WWII, they had the ideas, the power, but the misuse of funds and some tragic tactical mistakes (Mainly effing with Russia)

 

[James Butts]

That's not the point, why would lead a master race to victory if he wasn't part of it? wouldn't he just be killed at the end for not being one anyway? I for one think that is stupid.

 

[Tsuyu]

The key here is that the Germans were not the master race, the Aryans were. Germans were believed to be the descendants of the master race, but not actually the master race. So that's why they bunched a lot of blond and blue-eyed Aryans to make babies in various breeding programs; to come closer to the Aryan ideal. Hitler may not have been ideally Aryan, but he was German and that was close enough in Nazi ideology. Also, a lot of sources state that Hitler had blue eyes.

 

[HobbeBrain]

All I can say is, us Brits'd all be f**ked. Although it would be very interesting to see what kind of technology they could have come up with by 2011 if the Nazi's had won. Global Warming would be a severe problem though, possibly even all the ice caps melted and some of the world flooded.

 

[Purple Nurple]

All I can say is, us Brits'd all be f**ked.

Actually, Hitler saw the Brits as a natural ally - the only reason he had for going to war with us is that we went to war with him. In Mein Kampf he frequently praised the British Empire - it was mainly slavs, Jews and Communists he didn't want. Remember, Lebensraum was facing Eastward. Much of Western Europe, while probably being under German control, would have increased in industry, and I hate to say it, but could be alot more advanced.

I think it's safe to say a WW3 would have happened between America and Nazi Europe.http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/What-If_Machine

Yes, Hitler wrote out in Zweites Buch that he estimated a final struggle between America and the combined powers of Greater Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy and the British Empire. His views are extremely scary if you look at them in detail - he saw Americans as the mongrel race, and recalled any German Americans to fight and would have exterminated the rest.

 

[Monrizzo]

Honestly if Herr Rommel was in charge, this might have happened. Hitler was a nut-job and a **** poor leader.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Honestly if Herr Rommel was in charge, this might have happened. Hitler was a nut-job and a **** poor leader.

I can't be bothered to supply evidence for this, but he actually wasn't.

Actually, Hitler saw the Brits as a natural ally - the only reason he had for going to war with us is that we went to war with him. In Mein Kampf he frequently praised the British Empire - it was mainly slavs, Jews and Communists he didn't want. Remember, Lebensraum was facing Eastward. Much of Western Europe, while probably being under German control, would have increased in industry, and I hate to say it, but could be alot more advanced.

That's quite interesting, however wouldn't the British have denied the opportunity to take part in Hitlers plans?

 

[Drew2686]

Hitler was a nut-job and a **** poor leader

He was, so far as the military went (leading a crappy country out of its sadness he was AMAZING!!!). Rommel's story is quite tragic because of the big H.

Americans as the mongrel race

Heh, I like that, except for the race bit. Somehow, everyone (bar a few learned people it seems, clearly the posters here are ) are still too stupid even today to understand we're all one big human race, not a bunch of geographically distinguished ones (which fails especially these days because of globalism).

Now, us as the mongrel ethnicity...heh.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Heh, I like that, except for the race bit. Somehow, everyone (bar a few learned people it seems, clearly the posters here are ) are still too stupid even today to understand we're all one big human race, not a bunch of geographically distinguished ones (which fails especially these days because of globalism).

No offence, but did anyone else think "*cough* Sean *cough*" while reading this?

 

[Tsuyu]

But what about Japan?

 

[Firis]

I am sad to say I never read Mein Kampf.
Also:
What if the world was made of glazed donuts?
You would be like, "Man, that's ****in' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of donuts."
What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets?
You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?
What if you peed out of your nose?
What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?
What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with?
What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts, making all the donut people ****ed?

What if your face was made of bumblebees?
You would be like, "Dude, this really sucks. I do not want a face made out of bumblebees."
What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like, "OMG that's lame. I want a dad made out of ninja robots."

What if your pool was filled with applesauce?
What if a hot dog was your tongue?